Matt Wheaton
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Matt Wheaton was born in the Windy City. He dated Kienan Crawford-Mackin during his two years at Knox (2008-2010). They broke up on May 4, 2010 (because he was a douchebag). Shortly after she began dating Jacob Watters which upset him knowing that his ex was being nailed by a different guy (and so, so much better too). One year later...same sad story of him not being even close to "over it."
He refused to reveal anymore information about himself due to being a secretive wuss.
We do know that Matt Wheaton is lame, and that he is tall. It's a start. Slowly we will piece this sad, sad puzzle together.
UPDATE: He continues to act like a douchebag. **An overly sensitive douchebag**
Mateo Wheaton likes this (in a stalkery kind of way)