Hassan Massoud

Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them? me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy Hassan: yeah

 i am skeptical
 but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise

me: what, are you fighting with someone here?

 or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?

Hassan: the latter me: here is what you do:

 (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this)
 cut the thing in half
 on it's short side
 know what i mean?
 then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides

Hassan: hold on

 i just ate one
 if you take a big bite without peeling
 you can then bite directly into the flesh
 peel looks worse than it tastes btw
 i am about to recreate the experiment to validate

me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before? Hassan: not since living in the four seasons

 it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east
 i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt

me: kiwi is so good for you Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times

 experiment validated

me: you are a man of science Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area

 haha
 do it