Ian Crutcher
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Ian Crutcher is known for his many catch phrases such as: "You don't know my life."
"...aaand scene."
"Caaaaaalm down."
"I am LIT-rally going to murder a family of five"
However, he is useful for much more than his wise words. He has a great taste in music and movies...though he doesn't like Transformers. He is also a great thinker and the go to guy for solving problems. He enjoys Snickers and Cool Ranch Doritos, though he only eats them at school. He cares deeply for his friends, and he's just an all-around cool guy.
Brother of Sigma Nu
