The wooden table
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The wooden table is an organic fixture and, perhaps even, student of Knox College. It lives a nomadic lifestyle, migrating from site to site on and near campus.
It has been spotted by human students in the following habitats:
- The Quads
- Porch of Sigma Nu
- The Yellows
- The Bunker
The table is often spotted smoking with its friends, be it Hookah or cigarettes. Its diet consists primarily of cigarette buts, bird droppings, and insect life.
