Kenny Evans

A boy filled with wonder and unfathomable beauty. He is a unicorn and a prince. He has a lot of facial piercings, though many of us agree that he shouldn't have them because HE IS AN ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN. He is a FIJI BUT WHY?? He writes poetry and music and stuff but, much like his sightings around campus are rare, it is foretold that no one has heard him sing or read his musings. Legend has it that it is like a Sirens song. His stare is heavenly but sorrowful and it could woo the dark lord Voldemort and make even SATAN HIMSELF shed a tear. His departure from Knox last year is a Mystery. Like. Really. He just left. It has been said that he is coming back 2015, but that is merely a legend.