John Ebbers

John-a-thon Ebbers.

ForEva'Ebbers. 1990-2010 Neva' Forget (<not really dead)

Is incredibly foreign, but still from the United States. Also is incredibly pomo-erotic.

A.K.A. DJ D'Jebbers (perhaps with a silent "J")

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"For-ebbers young––

I want to be for-ebbers young.

Do you really want to live for-ebbers?

For-ebbers, and Ebbers?"