Berkeley The Dog

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Okay so there's this dog and his name is Berkeley and wow you should meet him, he will change you life.

Confirmed Berkeley Facts[edit]

  • Speaks 8 languages
  • Finished college 5 times [with NO student loans]
  • Can play 7 instruments, at the same time
  • Has circumnavigated the Earth Once
  • Has met Andrew Purvis and Morgan Jellison and Emily Ioppolo
  • Was David Bowie's landlord in Berlin
  • Raised Bernie Sanders
  • Favorite Fruit: Cantaloupe
  • Favorite Vegetable: Carrots


Possible Berkeley Facts[edit]

  • Made contact with aliens?
  • Is Lion from Steven Universe?
  • Could play all roles in Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere single-handedly?