Berkeley The Dog
Revision as of 14:39, 12 September 2026 by 24.12.107.138 (talk)
Okay so there's this dog and his name is Berkeley and wow you should meet him, he will change you life.
Confirmed Berkeley Facts[edit]
- Speaks 8 languages
- Finished college 5 times [with NO student loans]
- Can play 7 instruments, at the same time
- Has circumnavigated the Earth Once
- Has met Andrew Purvis and Morgan Jellison and Emily Ioppolo
- Was David Bowie's landlord in Berlin
- Raised Bernie Sanders
- Favorite Fruit: Cantaloupe
- Favorite Vegetable: Carrots
Possible Berkeley Facts[edit]
- Made contact with aliens?
- Is Lion from Steven Universe?
- Could play all roles in Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere single-handedly?