Maurice Harris

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Maurice "Momo" or "Chairman Mo" Harris is the president of the Knox Republicans. His personal heroes are Alan Keyes and Tom DeLay. Momo is also plotting the subtle takeover of half of the student organizations at Knox and can frequently be heard deriding his counterparts in the Knox Democrats and telling future prospies how he hates the Chicago suburbs. Momo is never without 1. a jack and coke 2. GQ-esque fashion savvy 3. smooth grooves on his I-Pod, like Michael McDonald, Peabo Bryson, Britney Spears and Kenny Loggins. He also wishes he was Canadian and aims to become the first black non-Canadian Prime Minister.