Maddi Weiland

Madeline participating in her all-time favourite activity: drinking a Seattle Cold Press at Caribou Coffee while playing a riveting game of Skip-Bo

Madeline Sonja Weiland is

• a dinosaur
• a member of Delta Delta Delta
• the "matriarch" of the class of 2009

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Contrary to popular belief, when she spells Maddi, it is just like that: one 'i,' no 'e.' And DEFINITELY not with a 'y.'

In addition, her last name is pronounced why-land, not way-land, wee-land, or any other gross mispronunciation people on this campus somehow fabricate.