Gurganaut
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See also: townie
The true origins of "gurganaut" are unknown. It is believed that "gurganaut" was derived from the following formula:
Galesburg --> G-burg --> Gurg --> Gurganaut
Gurganaut refers to a Galesburg townie. You may have read about the Huguenots of the 16th-18th centuries in a history class; Gurganauts are the complete opposite, with more meth and less Calvinism.
Will Gallmeyer mistakingly believed gurganaut to have Latin origins when engaged in a conversation with Nora Nelson during Environmental Racism. Sadly, this is not the case.
