Colin Davis

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(John) Colin "Domer" Davis pitches for the Midwest Conference winning baseball team, but plays second-fiddle to co-aces Justin Cutter and Jordan Ball. You can often find him on Blodgett-Ricketts Memorial Field throwing 60 mph fastballs. Some people call him CD or Domer, but Zito is by far the favorite because of his slow, hanging curve balls. He wishes he were Greg Maddux's son so he can learn the secret of the Mad Dog, a pitch said to break down and then back up and then back down again with pinpoint accuracy. It is so unhittable it has been banned in Major League Baseball, but it is still allowed in Division III baseball. Colin often goes home on the weekends, begging the question, "What does Can-ton have that Knox doesn't have?" The only known answer to this is that Can-ton has a Burger King. He loves to yell the word "saucy" at opposing pitchers, but in all reality he is the one who is saucy.

Colin recently became a sports editor for The Knox Student which means he lives in the TKS office area on Wednesday nights. He also supports Phil Hare by sticking a Hare bumper sticker on his car and he plays a minor role in the Obama campaign. On campus, he slaves away as a Sports Information statistician. His lifelong dream is to be Dr. Cox on the remake of the Scrubs series in 20 years and play in a cover band of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

Point of information Can-ton is a reference to Daniel Feldman's pronunciation of Colin's hometown of Canton, IL.

Domer spells Remod backwards.