Frank Twins

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This duo is comprised of Abbie Frank '10 and Jessie Frank '10. They are identical twins, but mirror images of each other. Trippy, no? They are the Mary Kate and Ashley of Knox campus, although they are way wittier and prettier than those sluts. They are founding members of the nameless fashion collective that arose in Conger-Neal during the 2007-08 year. Their interests include making art, the environment, The Office, and delicious Back to Nature Fake Oreos.

Abbie

Abbie loves perfume and Otis the Armadillo.

Jessie

She loves squirrels and prioritizes sleep above all else.

Best Friends

Abbie and Jessie are best friends. They also maintain that they have a twin thing, and they use it in supernatural ways we're all too innocent to hear about

Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Controversy

The Franks have been linked to the controversial Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta Delta sorority, an allegation they have neither denied nor verified. In trademarkedly demure language, their response to one interviewer's question regarding possible membership was, "Very interesting question, darling."



External Link: Abbie and Jessie's website