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HIzak! He is very hard to describe, but we can trIzak.

• He is wIzak beyond his years
• Don't always trust him he sometimes lIzaks
• He has been known to flIzak, but has to be careful or else he might dIzak.
• While proposing marriage he plans to say "Be mIzak"
• He is able to prioritIzak
• When he takes control of a country he occupIzaks
• When he eats Reuben sandwiches he eats it on rIzak...bread...
• When necessary he can be quite slIzak
• If he worked for the government (perhaps in the FBIzak) he would be a spIzak
• If he ever did drugs he would become hIzak
• He manages to keep to himself, he doesn't like to prIzak
• His favorite show as a kid was Bill NIzak the Science GuIzak
• His favorite desert is pecan pIzak
• His favorite number is also pIzak
• If he wrote Gangnam Style, he would be known as PSIzak
• If he ever moved to Florida, he could co-star in CSIzak Miami
• He likes soup with salad on the sIzak
• His favorite book is Catcher in the RIzak
• If he ever became a detective he would be a Private Izak
• He once considered joining the Military to become a G.Izak
• When he goes swimming, it often takes his hair a while to drIzak
• You have been reading these for a while now, ever ask yourself whIzak?
• He used to be a hippie, he once wore tye-dIzak
• His favorite physicist is Elbert Izakstien
• If he joins Archery he would only get Bulls-Izak, unless he gets shot in the thIzak
• When he wants to listen to music, he uses SpotifIzak
• He can see into the future all he has to do is scrIzak
• He is taking the hobbits to Izakgard
• He is very responsible so we allow him to supervIzak
• When he gets a meal at McDonalds he always make sure to super-sIzak
• He may really despIzak these puns...we don't care
• His favorite movie is The Dark Knight RIzak
• His favorite pokemon is SableIzak
• He is an Astronomer, he spends hours looking at the skIzak
• We are almost done with this list, so keep your eyes on the prIzak
• When he needs an evil plan, he can always devIzak one
• And this entire list was started when someone said hIzak
• These puns are really bad, and elicit many sIzaks
• His favorite show is FireflIzak
• He really hates puns. We applogIzak
• When he wears a suit, he always wears a tIzak
• His favorite kind of tea is chIzak
• When he gives a speech they will telivIzak
• We are running out of puns, if you can supplIzak more...
• Izak.

After reading all of this, I'm sure you want to CrIzak, I assure you we are done now so bIzak.