Klatches

Elitist snobbery particularly prominent in groups of Art History majors.

Associated persons

Kevin Wickman would be involved if he wasn't such a pansy.

Vodka with diet tonic water (only svelte individuals can participate in klatches)

Eating hotdogs

Impersonating works of art

Greg Gilbert impersonations

Croquet

Rummy

Dionysian debauchery