Student Senate drinking game

Student Senate meets Thursdays at 7 p.m. in the Round Room CFA.

The Game

• Somebody moves to take something off the Consent Agenda - 1 drink
• Waterfall during Additions and Revisions to the agenda
• Senator repeats something said before - 1 drink
• Someone says the phrase "Knox community" - 1 drink
• Everybody laughs at a clearly bad joke - 5 drinks
• Senator expresses faith in competence of Senate - 1 drink
• Non-Senator student expresses faith in competence of Senate - 10 drinks
• Senator leaves early - 1 drink
• Exec. Board member leaves early - 2 drinks
• Exec. Board member absent - 3 drinks
• Senator acts like idiot responding to roll call - 1 drink
• Committee hasn't met since last meeting - 1 drink
• Senator is clearly intoxicated - 2 drinks
• Somebody expresses fear about Senate running out of money - 1 drink
• Somebody in the administration holds up implementation of a Senate resolution - 1 drink
• Senator Facebooks/YouTubes/on-line shops during meeting - 2 drinks
• Someone talks about Senate t-shirts - 2 drinks
• Absurd committee referral - 2 drinks
• Greek event mentioned during announcements - 1 drink
• Greek event mentioned at any other point of meeting - 2 drinks
• Any self-congratulating or self-aggrandizing remark - 3 drinks
• Senator displays lack of knowledge about Senate Constitution or By-laws - 2 drinks
• Finish your drink first - Call for a Roll Call Vote
• Every gavel rap - 1 drink
• Committee Chair dismisses a charge - 2 drinks
• Senate allocates money to a group/person it technically should not - 2 drinks
• Senate fails to meet quorum - Finish your drink
• Senator cannot find a copy of a proposed resolution for display to Senate body - waterfall until it is found
• Senator consults iPhone during meeting - 1 drink
• Senate rejects resolution designed to increase Senate transparency - 3 drinks and a transfer application to Macalester College
• The Chair calls on member of the Administration present during the meeting clearly just to shut someone up - 4 drinks while staring at said administration official
• The recorder asks someone to speak louder just to interrupt them - 2 drinks