Washington, D.C.

Washington, D.C. is the capitol of the United States of America. It is not a state. Many Knox students have traveled there to protest things. Usually these students are self-righteous and members of organizations from the HRC.

Most of the monuments are intensely phallic and dedicated to former presidents. Terrorism is a big problem.

Washington has a terrible baseball team, but a decent hockey team featuring Alexander Ovechkin.

Two (that we know of) Knox Students currently reside and are employed in Washington D.C. for the rest of the Summer:

• Andrew Briggs-Office of Senator Herb Kohl (D-WI)
• Alex Enyart-Office of Senator Richard Durbin (D-IL)