Editing Alex Uzarowicz

AKA Sheryl (Crow)-Once deepthroated a dead crow at a party. No really, it happened. Even worse, he remembers doing it. This thing was dead. Not fake. Just dead. So ya, he's got some balls. Luckily the crows beak shaved off the terrible thing he thought was... well to be honest no one really knew what he was going for with that facial hair except repelling the ladies. It was even worse than the current GOP candidates. He thinks losing by 4 in pong is a good night, because it insures that he can go to bed by 8:30pm.


[[Category: Fraternity Members]] [[Category: Students]]
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-A.K.A. Sheryl (Crow), because he once deep-throated a dead crow at a party. No really, it happened. Even worse, he remembers doing it. This thing was dead. Not fake. Just dead. So ya, he's got some stones...
+AKA Sheryl (Crow)-Once deepthroated a dead crow at a party. No really, it happened. Even worse, he remembers doing it. This thing was dead. Not fake. Just dead. So ya, he's got some balls. Luckily the crows beak shaved off the terrible thing he thought was... well to be honest no one really knew what he was going for with that facial hair except repelling the ladies. It was even worse than the current GOP candidates. He thinks losing by 4 in pong is a good night, because it insures that he can go to bed by 8:30pm.
-He highly enjoys a good [[pizza vagina]]...and perhaps enjoys telling his boss about pizza vaginas even more.
-[[Category:Students]][[Category:Class of 2013]]
+[[Category: Fraternity Members]] [[Category: Students]]