Executive Arms Apartments

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For the 2007-2008 academic school year, the campus life office has assigned to Matt Baker, Pac Pobric, Ryan Cash, Sam Jarvis, Kevin Wickman, Jake Diller-Scahtz, and John Curtin the roles of "tyrannical, despotic, and ever powerful rulers" of the the executive apartments. Any questions concerning this ruling may go through any one of the said members of the ruling oligarchy, upon which the concerned party will be psychologically crushed with mockery.

Exec always smells like cat pee or fart. Or both.

In 2017, the carpets of the whole Exec building was changed making it one of the most exclusive on campus housing buildings due to the extravagent parties, great laundry and in-room and adjustable Air Conditoners.