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| | 2:10 am - A guy was totally witnessed walking down a street. | | 2:10 am - A guy was totally witnessed walking down a street. |
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| − | ===May 8, 2022 (Sat)===
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| − | 'Twas the TRUE night before Flunk Day
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| − | When good children lay
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| − | of pots and pans,
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| − | from friars who sing
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| − | of the good tidings they bring:
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| − | News of booze
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| − | Stories of glory
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| − | A broadcast! At long last!
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| − | The day has arrived
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| − | and the students have survived
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| − | a full year of college.
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| − | Thus, UB has acknowledged
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| − | that this is cause for celebration,
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| − | for excessive laughter and jubilation.
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| − | So, go ahead, go wild!
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| − | Run around like a child!
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| − | Make friends with strangers,
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| − | keep one another out of danger.
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| − | Relax and tan on the lawn,
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| − | or party 'til the new dawn.
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| − | And maybe get just a little drunk
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| − | because today, my friends, is a day to flunk!
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| | ==May 9, 2022 (Mon)== | | ==May 9, 2022 (Mon)== |
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| | Apparently this is the week of FSL week so maybe not this week? Hopefully earlier | | Apparently this is the week of FSL week so maybe not this week? Hopefully earlier |
| − | <-----does FSL week really matter that much? I don't think it'll be on Monday but I'm willing to bet that it's this week
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| | + | ^ does FSL week really matter that much? I don't think it'll be on Monday but I'm willing to bet that it's this week |
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| | I don't think we're going to have two Monday Flunks in a row | | I don't think we're going to have two Monday Flunks in a row |
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| | God it better be a Monday Wednesday or Friday, I work at 8am those days I don't need a TT flunk making me show up to work hungover | | God it better be a Monday Wednesday or Friday, I work at 8am those days I don't need a TT flunk making me show up to work hungover |
| − | <----it's not gonna be friday lol
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| | + | it's not gonna be friday lol |
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| | I feel strongly about today | | I feel strongly about today |
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| | The person who did the Incident (see above) was told they have to meet with admin on Monday. Why would they schedule this meeting if that’s the real flunk? | | The person who did the Incident (see above) was told they have to meet with admin on Monday. Why would they schedule this meeting if that’s the real flunk? |
| − | <----OR they INTENTIONALLY scheduled the meeting for flunk day to mess with their plans
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| − | *SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT: MarQuita Barker's (VP of Student Development) Calender has a massive event book ALL day on Monday. I'm not saying Flunk Day confirmed, but...FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED. PROOF: https://imgur.com/a/bMFLsw9
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| − | *DUDE, that could be ANYONE'S calendar.
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| − | *Has is occurred to you that you could see MarQuita's calendar, yourself, to double check, you clown?
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| − | I'm a Monday May 9th Flunk Truther now.
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| − | There is no way in ~HELL~ it's today
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| − | I heard that it will for sure be this week. Monday seems like the most likely.
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| − | Admission has visitors. Flunk denied
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| − | ^^Admissions actually WILL tour prospies on flunk day! They just make the admission counselors do it ;)
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| − | THE BEANS ARE SOAKING
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| − | TRUCKS AT AMERICINN - FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED - the zipline is there ! ! !
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| − | proof: https://i.imgur.com/B588Rdq.jpeg
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| − | ^confirmed
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| − | any other trucks? not saying i don't believe you but usually there's more than that - there were more, the usual Penske rental trucks they get. There were 2 of those.
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| − | Isn't that last year's photo?????????
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| − | Someone posted a pic of them in front of the truck!
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| − | https://twitter.com/streetcarsrule/status/1523492714183991297?s=20&t=BAr-uECfadkA5HdKeMoJNQ
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| − | A few trucks don’t confirm anything. They could have just gotten here early. We need more info.
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| − | UB Operations coordinator JUST brought home a puppy??? Monday flunk confirmed
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| − | 'Twas the night before Flunk Day and all through the campus
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| − | Not a Knoxie was stirring, not even a SMC rat
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| − | The vodka were placed by the door with care
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| − | In the hopes that friars soon would be there
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| − | The first years were nestled all snug in their beds
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| − | While visions of flunk danced in their heads.
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| − | Marquita in her kerchief and I in my cap
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| − | Had just settled down for a short spring nap.
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| − | When out on the Old Main lawn there arose such a clatter
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| − | I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
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| − | Away to the window I flew with a flash
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| − | Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash
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| − | The moon on the breast of the freshly mown grass
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| − | Gave a luster of mid-day to objects below.
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| − | When what to my wondering eyes should appear
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| − | But a Penske truck and nets and gear to spare
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| − | With a little old driver so lively and rad
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| − | Well I knew in a moment, it must be President McGad
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| − | More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came
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| − | And he whistled and he shouted and he called them by name
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| − | "On Maddie, on Sarah, on Kathryn and John
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| − | On Tori, on Myrissa, on Charlie and Blaze!
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| − | To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
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| − | Now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
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| − | As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
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| − | When they meet to an obstacle mount to the sky
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| − | So up to the rooftop the coursers they flew
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| − | With a sleigh full of drugs and alcohol and McGadney too.
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| − | And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
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| − | The dancing, the laughing of each planner
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| − | As I drew in my head and was turning around
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| − | Down the bell tower McGadney came with a bound
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| − | He was dressed all in purple from his head to his foot
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| − | And his clothes were all tarnished with grass stains and dirt
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| − | A bundle of shots he had flung on his back
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| − | And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself
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| − | A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
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| − | Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread
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| − | He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
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| − | And set up the first sunny flunk in four years
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| − | And giving a nod up the chimney he rose
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| − | He sprang to his sleigh, and to his team gave a whistle
| + | ^ OR they INTENTIONALLY scheduled the meeting for flunk day to mess with their plans |
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| − | And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
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| − | But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
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| − | "Merry Flunk to all and to all..goodnight
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| − | Goodnight."
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| − | IT'S FLUNK BABEY
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| − | JPOW WAS RIGHT JPOW WAS RIGHT JPOW WAS RIGHT
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| | ==May 10, 2022 (Tue)== | | ==May 10, 2022 (Tue)== |
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| | Not today flunk pls - this post was made by the MWF 2, 3, 4 gang | | Not today flunk pls - this post was made by the MWF 2, 3, 4 gang |
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| − | There's a fulbright information session on this day, which seems like they wouldn't put Flunk Day here. It's reschedulable, sure, but still seems important ENOUGH to be considered.
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| − | ^ there was a Fulbright event before and an upcoming one close by.
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| − | Spanish translation class has interviews this day. Would suck if they had to miss Flunk for it.
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| − | There are also interviews for a new director of counseling so it doesn’t seem likely that it’s today…
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| | ==May 11, 2022 (Wed)== | | ==May 11, 2022 (Wed)== |
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| | The BiB event is more for upperclassmen and townies (21+) so its not going to change flunk day | | The BiB event is more for upperclassmen and townies (21+) so its not going to change flunk day |
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| − | 100th Anniversary of Flunk Day. Flunk Day pt 2???
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| | ==May 12, 2022 (Thu)== | | ==May 12, 2022 (Thu)== |
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| | SUPER doubt it, they want to maintain a respectable image for homecoming and a campus of drunk students is risky... | | SUPER doubt it, they want to maintain a respectable image for homecoming and a campus of drunk students is risky... |
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| − | if it's a Thursday flunk we need to keep stockpiling. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday party baby!!!!
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| | ==May 13, 2022 (Fri)== | | ==May 13, 2022 (Fri)== |
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| | If it gets anywhere NEAR this date, there will be riots. <—- do you mean pussy riots?!?!?! <-- im already rioting | | If it gets anywhere NEAR this date, there will be riots. <—- do you mean pussy riots?!?!?! <-- im already rioting |
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| − | some admin speculating its this on 17th
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| | ==May 18, 2022 (Wed)== | | ==May 18, 2022 (Wed)== |
