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==May 9, 2020 (Sat)==
 
==May 9, 2020 (Sat)==
              ''The End Of The Week''
 
 
  And now that it's here, life is good.
 
  There are things to do but now I've got some free time.
 
  I don't have to worry about anything today,
 
  So I think I'll get lost in a video game
 
  For maybe just one or two hours
 
  Consecutively.
 
  
 
[[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.
 
[[Jonathan Powers]] always says Flunk Day will be May 9th, and since Jonathan Powers is always right, obviously Flunk Day will be May 9th.
  
 
==May 10, 2020 (Sun)==
 
==May 10, 2020 (Sun)==
              ''The Start Of The Week''
 
 
  And I didn't do what I said I would.
 
  There are things I should have done, but it'll be fine.
 
  Although I really wish that it was still yesterday
 
  The reality is that I'm the one to blame
 
  For the fact that Sundays are dour
 
  Comparatively.
 
 
 
[[Flunk Day 2016]]
 
[[Flunk Day 2016]]
  
 
==May 11, 2020 (Mon)==
 
==May 11, 2020 (Mon)==
              ''Flunk Week ASCII''
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So is this a virtual fake wake-up from the friars? Doesn't have the same oomph as being woken up at 5 AM... <-- Nah, this isn't that. Though I wonder how they'd announce it to everyone (besides a regular ol' email). Maybe they'll use the Knox Alert Test? I wonder if the Flunk "Day" Hotline has been changed for this year...
 
 
 
 
==May 12, 2020 (Tue)==
 
==May 12, 2020 (Tue)==
              ''Virtual Truck Spotted''
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                          _____________________________________________________
 
                        |                                                    |
 
                _______  |                                                    |
 
              / _____ | |                                                    |
 
              / /    || |                                                    |
 
    ________/ /_|    || |                                                    |
 
    |        |-------|| |                                                    |
 
  (|        |    -.|| |_______________________                              |
 
    |  ____  \      ||_________||____________  |            ____      ____  |
 
  /| / __ \  |______||    / __ \  / __ \  | |            / __ \    / __ \ |\
 
  \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \|_|/
 
      | () |                | () |  | () |                  | () |    | () |
 
      \__/                  \__/    \__/                    \__/      \__/
 
 
 
I think it would be very funny if Flunk Week isn't real and we are actually having classes cancelled on Flunk Day. I would applaud y'all for that.
 
 
 
ITS TOMORROW TRUCKS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AT HOLIDAY INN
 
 
 
THE ROCK HAS CONFIRMED THAT THE TRUCKS ARE FOR FLUNK DAY
 
HAPPY FLUNK DAYYYY BABY GUUUUUUURRLLLLLL
 
 
 
 
==May 13, 2020 (Wed)==
 
==May 13, 2020 (Wed)==
              ''Virtual Cheers''
 
    _
 
    {_}
 
    |(|                  |~|
 
    |=|            |~|    |_|
 
  /  \          |_|        |~|
 
  |.--|                      |_|
 
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  ||  |    .      ' .        ___
 
  |'--|  '      \~ ~ ~/    |__\_
 
  '-=-' \~ ~ ~/    \_ _/         
 
          \_ _/      Y           
 
            Y        _|_
 
          _|_
 
 
 
  且_(゚◇゚)ノ゙    (^_^)/V☆V\(^_^)
 
  
 
==May 14, 2020 (Thu)==
 
==May 14, 2020 (Thu)==
              ''Virtual Regret''
 
 
  %`= '_  .# ~ " '_  *o ` & " % '* +. _  * `$
 
  .^',*. , =' ^ - ~ . %`!= '_  * # ^',*. ,- !
 
  - " % '_  o `@ =, ^ ~ . %`= '_  . $`  ' o _
 
  =, ^ ~ . %`! =^ ~ . "  ` * ! .# % '_  * ^ -
 
  .`  ' o* +. - " _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_ .`  ' o , % & ~'
 
  %`= '_  .# ~ " @ `= '_ # % '_  o + * `$ " `
 
  .^',*. , =' ^ !` '_  * o `@ =, ~ . % ' _ ! "
 
  - ! % '_  * `$ ^ ~ . %`"= % '_  o * , @ ` .,
 
  =, ^ ~ . %`"= " % '_  o ',* + ` ! ~ # ,` - *
 
  
 
==May 15, 2020 (Fri)==
 
==May 15, 2020 (Fri)==
              ''Virtual Nap''
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  Z
 
    z
 
    z
 
      (¦˒[ ̄]^_
 
          \
 
 
 
 
==May 18, 2020 (Mon)==
 
==May 18, 2020 (Mon)==
 
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So I'm assuming it's this week, then? Not much of a surprise, huh?
 
Kinda lackluster on the surprise bit this year, I’ve know since the 11th that it has to be this week.
 
 
 
              '''Twas the TRUE night before Flunk Week''
 
 
 
  'Twas the night before Flunk Week, to no one's surprise
 
  To those of you who called it, come and claim your prize
 
  Of... what? A week with no school? I dunno, do you?
 
  Know that for this Spring Term, you've almost made it through.
 
  2020 has been wild. We're not even halfway done,
 
  So use these five days to relax and have some fun.
 
 
 
Happy Flunk Week to everyone but mostly the person writing poetry and stuff in here, I really appreciate your work! <-- Thanks! And doubly thanks also for creating this page! It's a shame I'm not a writing major; I could've used this in my portfolio. Happy Flunk Week All!
 
 
 
[[Drake bell]] has advised us to day drink even if we have class.
 
^Wow that was... surreal
 
 
 
 
==May 19, 2020 (Tue)==
 
==May 19, 2020 (Tue)==
              ''How it feels to be right''
 
 
  😎
 
  
 
==May 20, 2020 (Wed)==
 
==May 20, 2020 (Wed)==
              ''How it feels knowing you don't get a day off''
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  😑
 
 
 
 
==May 21, 2020 (Thu)==
 
==May 21, 2020 (Thu)==
              ''Flunk Week 2020 Scavenger Hunt Items''
 
 
  1. 🗅🔥🦊🔥🗅
 
  2. 📘
 
  3. 🧠
 
  4. ☕
 
  5. 📃
 
  6. 📰
 
  7. 🎹
 
  8. 🦊
 
  9. ⬜˜😬
 
  10. ⛎8️⃣
 
  11. 🚽🗞️🗑️
 
  12. 🐱
 
  13. 🚴‍♀️
 
  14. ☆
 
  15. 🐻
 
  16. 📅
 
  17. 🐚
 
  18. 📖
 
  19. 🏳️‍🌈
 
  20. 🍌
 
  
 
==May 22, 2020 (Fri)==
 
==May 22, 2020 (Fri)==
              ''Crossroads''
 
 
  Today we stand at a crossroad
 
  Looking at the end of a week-long rendition
 
  Of online performances contrary to tradition
 
  We stand in the middle of an indoor epoch
 
  Staring down the last line of the epode
 
  Wondering where to go from here
 
 
 
  It is not too late to step on the brakes
 
  Take a left turn at the next lane
 
  While the sign says to go right ahead
 
  This is our path to choose
 
 
 
  Who knows what the future bodes
 
  The outcome is not predisposed
 
  When the beginning is as chaotic
 
  It gets easier to temper the fear
 
  When we start with nothing to lose
 
 
 
  With feet unsteady, we face the teeth
 
  Of time baring down on us
 
  And we, what do we do?
 
 
 
  I, I face one way
 
  You, you face another
 
  And we step through the crossroads
 
  
 
==May 25, 2020 (Mon)==
 
==May 25, 2020 (Mon)==
              ''Memorial Day : Year 2020''
 
 
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    | |    * * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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    | |    * * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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    | |    * * * * * * * * * * OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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    | |    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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    | |    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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    | |  / OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO|
 
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==May 26, 2020 (Tue)==
 
==May 26, 2020 (Tue)==
              ''Last Day Of Classes Countdown: 3 days''
 
 
  Flunk Week may be over, but Flunk Term has always been with us.
 
  Breathe in. Breathe out. I implore you to hold steady until the end.
 
  
 
==May 27, 2020 (Wed)==
 
==May 27, 2020 (Wed)==
              ''Last Day Of Classes Countdown: 2 days''
 
 
  Congratulations on all that you've managed to accomplish
 
  And for all the things you will accomplish later on.
 
  
 
==May 28, 2020 (Thu)==
 
==May 28, 2020 (Thu)==
              ''Last Day Of Classes Countdown: 1 day''
 
 
  You made it! For most of you now, there's only one hurdle left,
 
  So face forward, believe in yourself, and spring to the end!
 
  
 
==June 7, 2020 (Sun)==
 
==June 7, 2020 (Sun)==
  
 
Flunk instead of Commencement?? <-- In the Gizmogram's own words "a virtual celebration is being planned for June 7." And what better way is there to celebrate the Spring Term?
 
Flunk instead of Commencement?? <-- In the Gizmogram's own words "a virtual celebration is being planned for June 7." And what better way is there to celebrate the Spring Term?
 
              ''An Open Letter to the Class of 2020''
 
 
  Hey, everyone. Congrats! You made it. Know that I and many others are very proud of you, and we wish you happiness and safety wherever you may go. That's about all that I wanted to say. I know, it's a bit anticlimactic isn't it? Of course, just because something isn't exciting doesn't mean it's not worth celebrating and reflecting upon. 
 
 
 
  I'm not Maria Hinojosa, and this is not a commencement speech. Rather, this is just some friendly communication from me to you, to let you know that you are acknowledged, your journey is appreciated, and you are not alone. Plus, the fun thing about a letter versus a speech is that letters feel more intimate, and more encouraging of a reply. (Side note: did you know each page on the WikiFire has a discussion tab?) On the internet, there are so many platforms for discourse, so many ways you can learn and share in various ideas with people you might have never met otherwise. Off the internet, there exist public forums and other ways to make your voice heard. 
 
 
 
  Instead of the multiple speeches that you would have received today, have a discussion. Have multiple discussions. Stay connected with your friends and with your community. 
 
 
 
  I'd wager that most folks don't remember much about their graduation after a few years, at least not what was said or the details of what happened on that day. Although 2020 is a very memorable year that will no doubt go down in history, memory is still a fickle thing. And so, I encourage you to think about writing your own letter to yourself. Recount what you're doing today, how you feel, what you're thinking about, and what you want to tell your future self. 
 
 
 
  What I want to tell both present and future you is always keep your momentum going. Find time for your hobbies and avenues for laughter. Interact with people, make new acquaintances, civilly challenge their view of the world as well as your own. Never stop asking questions and never stop learning. And, of course, stay hydrated.
 
 
 
  Here are some of my favorite letter closings that I've been using these past few months:
 
 
 
  Well wishes,
 
  Take care,
 
  Cheers from afar,
 
  Quarantinely,
 
 
 
  [[Special:Contributions/96.241.228.56|96.241.228.56]] 18:12, 6 June 2020 (PDT)
 
  
 
==Early August (???)==
 
==Early August (???)==
 
Flunk instead of Commencement...2? (Pritzker permitting, of course)
 
Flunk instead of Commencement...2? (Pritzker permitting, of course)
 
              ''An Open Letter to Tom Fucoloro''
 
 
  Hi Tfooq,
 
 
 
  You don't know me and I only know of you, but I just wanted to say (well, type), "Thank you." I, and no doubt many others, probably felt the vague pressure to somehow become the best versions of ourselves simply because pseudo-quarantine has given us more "free time." It was very easy to become disappointed with myself before falling asleep at night, realizing that I spent most of the day being as unproductive as always, laying in bed, watching Youtube videos, and playing video games. I guess it's questionable whether editing the WikiFire can be considered productive, but it did give me a goal and I had fun doing it. Besides, this WikiFire has given me a lot of joy over the years beyond just this page, so I want to thank you for being the progenitor of it all.
 
 
 
  Anyway, good luck with your career, stay safe and healthy, and keep on keeping on!
 
 
 
  All the best,
 
  A fellow alum
 
 
 
  (Post-script: Thanks also to Sarahwall. Flunk Term is a brilliant name!)
 
  
 
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