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(Indiana's corn inspired at least one really cool song.)
 
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There is an amusement park in Monticello, IN, called Indiana Beach. The mascot of this park is a crow, whose signature line is, "There's more than corn in Indiana."
 
There is an amusement park in Monticello, IN, called Indiana Beach. The mascot of this park is a crow, whose signature line is, "There's more than corn in Indiana."
  
He lies.
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He lies. However, country singer Lyle Lovett (and his Large Band) found Indiana's corn interesting enough to write a song about. "Up in Indiana" is the seventh track off 2007's ''It's not Big It's Large'' and declares Indiana to be a place where the tall corn grows and one can do a little thinking about a girl named Rose.
  
Top 5 most worthless states in the country, home of the cesspool that is Gary, IN.  
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Top 5 most worthless states in the country, home of the cesspool that is Gary, IN.  Even worse, the home state of Dan Quayle.
  
Hey, let's play nice.  Columbus, Indiana is probably one of the coolest places ever.  Apparently it's an architectural mecca.  Plus it happens to the hometown of Nikki Whittaker, everyone's favorite local vibraphonist.
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Hey, let's play nice.  Columbus, Indiana is probably one of the coolest places ever.  Apparently it's an architectural mecca.  Plus it happens to be the hometown of Nikki Whittaker, everyone's favorite local vibraphonist.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 22:24, 22 December 2008

There is an amusement park in Monticello, IN, called Indiana Beach. The mascot of this park is a crow, whose signature line is, "There's more than corn in Indiana."

He lies. However, country singer Lyle Lovett (and his Large Band) found Indiana's corn interesting enough to write a song about. "Up in Indiana" is the seventh track off 2007's It's not Big It's Large and declares Indiana to be a place where the tall corn grows and one can do a little thinking about a girl named Rose.

Top 5 most worthless states in the country, home of the cesspool that is Gary, IN. Even worse, the home state of Dan Quayle.

Hey, let's play nice. Columbus, Indiana is probably one of the coolest places ever. Apparently it's an architectural mecca. Plus it happens to be the hometown of Nikki Whittaker, everyone's favorite local vibraphonist.