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John "Sticky Boy" Harden (aka "Harder") is a very sticky boy. He is an economics/theater major for some reason.  
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Occasionally, humanity encounters a demon, who carries with it a single purpose. The nature of this purpose is often inscrutable to the untrained observer, and are often kept secret in order to manipulate . However, some beings have a purpose so clear and defined that to ignore can be seen as stupid at best, and deadly at worst. John's purpose is to keep as many jokes in the air before the end of his time at Knox.  
  
You can sometimes find him running on the track late at night with dumb giant gamer headphones in, because why would he not use them when he spent so much money on them?
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Largest dick on campus in more ways than one
  
he's a cool dude. get to know him. Odds are he likes you and wants to be friends with you.
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Ass lips = swollen
  
[[Category:Class of 2021]]
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[[Category: Class of 2021]] [[Category: Sigma Chi]]

Latest revision as of 09:50, 9 July 2020

Occasionally, humanity encounters a demon, who carries with it a single purpose. The nature of this purpose is often inscrutable to the untrained observer, and are often kept secret in order to manipulate . However, some beings have a purpose so clear and defined that to ignore can be seen as stupid at best, and deadly at worst. John's purpose is to keep as many jokes in the air before the end of his time at Knox.

Largest dick on campus in more ways than one

Ass lips = swollen