Knox Republicans

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Link titleThe Knox College Republicans, now Knox College Conservatives, is a student organization that organizes events to promote Republican and conservative ideals (clubbing baby seals, napalming third world villages, tax breaks for the rich, etc.). We also help Republican candidates in campaigning for office and bring speakers to campus.

This fine organization has been around for a while, we suspect since Lincoln came to campus in 1858. Over this time the Knox Republicans have been influential on local, state, and federal campaigns. Legend has it that the club meets in some shadowy corner of the campus in the late hours of the night so as to avoid being detected and having its members sent to a re-education camp for having incorrect thoughts. Its members mainly consist of rednecks who somehow filter through admissions and get accepted to Knox, usually through athletics.