Sellew 3

Sellew 3 2007-2008

Sellew 3 for the 2007-2008 academic year will be occupied by a bomb group of sophomores. 8 of them,(Zac Barh, Nick Kalmus, Kathy Olsen, Abby Pardick, Greta Egge, Sandy guttman, Lyle Lippincott, and Aly Moser) requested block housing and were shamefully denied such privilages due to really sucky lottery numbers. Instead of raising hell over the matter, they went to general lottery as a group and yelled obscenities to make people not want to live with them. Such obscenities included Greta threatening to poop on the couch and wipe it on the walls. When told that a room in Sellew 3 had been taken by someone in the lottery who was not in the group Abby Pardick replied to Craig Southern's statement by saying "That girl is fucked!". People laughed. This girl is known to the group as swirly shirt girl. They went on a hunt for her after lottery but had no luck in finding her. Too bad.

The four hallway rooms of Sellew 3 will be occupied by these 8 people. Due to this, that hallway will be called the hallway of death. The closet at the end of the hallway will be called the closet of sex, and the suite will be owned by these 8 students.