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Seymour Hall's second floor is home to as many as 31 [[first-year]] Knox College men. It smells terrible up there. Their [[Bryan Lund|RA]] encourages them to be reckless.
 
Seymour Hall's second floor is home to as many as 31 [[first-year]] Knox College men. It smells terrible up there. Their [[Bryan Lund|RA]] encourages them to be reckless.
  
In previous school years, the floor was called "The Deuce", and prior to that, "The Ghetto". There may be some dispute over this claim, as Seymour [[3B]] is also referred to as the Ghetto. As of October 2017, the residents of Seymour 2 are making an effort to bring back "The Deuce".
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In previous school years, the floor was called the [[Deuce]].
  
Seymour 2 is a "men only" dorm. It also tends to be a source of destruction and mayhem from year to year. Though a strong causal relationship can't really be shown, there is definitely a correlation. Residents of Seymour 2 are also heavily recruited by campus [[fraternities]].
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== Antics==  
 
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The 2006-07 men of Seymour 2 are notorious for their antics. A significant percentage of these men are expected to live together in [[Conger/Neal Hall]] in [[2007-08]].  
== The Suite ==
 
The Suite offers traditional dormitory living and lacks a common area. The walls of the suite are occasionally used as a makeshift urinal by its residents.
 
 
 
=== The Bathroom ===
 
Seymour 2's bathroom is located at the midpoint of the hallway, to the left of the main entrance. The bathroom lacks urinals, instead the far right stall is labelled "The Pisser". The toilet to the left of "The Pisser" flushes so violently that it ejects water out of the toilet bowl. In the first few months of the 2017-18 year "The Pisser" was vandalized by an excessive amount of vomit. The vomit was left on the floor of the bathroom for several days before it was mopped up.
 
 
 
== Antics ==  
 
The [[2006-07]] men of Seymour 2 and friends are notorious for their antics. A significant percentage of these men are expected to live together in [[Conger-Neal]] in [[2007-08]]. The 2017-18 residents of Seymour 2 have embraced the suite's reputation for mayhem, anarchy, and general tomfoolery.  
 
  
 
=== Team Zissou ===
 
=== Team Zissou ===
[[Image:zissou1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Team Zissou]]
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[[The Life Aquatic]] is a great movie. The men of Seymour 2 replicated in great detail for [[Halloween]]. Then they all got [[drunk]]! More will be added to this shortly.
[[The Life Aquatic]] is a great movie, directed by a great director: [[Wes Anderson]]. The men of Seymour 2 and friends replicated the cast of this movie in great detail for [[Halloween]]. Then they all got [[drunk]]! Although those who recognized the costumes were low in number, their reaction was ecstatic. Many thought they were [[Devo]]. D-E-V-O.
 
  
 
=== Box Fort ===
 
=== Box Fort ===
 
[[Image:box1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Box Fort]]
 
[[Image:box1.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Box Fort]]
Did you know that you can order shipping boxes from the [[United States Postal Sevice]] for free? Did you know that you can order as many as you want, say... well over 500 of them? During Winter Term of 2007, that's just what the men of Seymour 2 did. They constucted bookcases, many short-lived weapons, a robot (see below), and a box fort. Led by [[Lyall Wallerstedt]], the box fort was built in sections during the week, and on a Friday early in the term was hauled out to the [[Post]] Lawn at dusk, where it was fitted together and given a [[Communist]] flag for a door. The men of Seymour 2 are not Godless Commies (for the most part), they just happened to have a Communist Flag. Almost everyone in attendance had toy guns, which were used to harrass bypassers, and also to conduct raids on the C-Store for delicious hot chocolate. It was cold outside.  
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Did you know that you can order shipping boxes from the [[United States Postal Sevice]] for free? Did you know that you can order as many as you want, say... well over 500 of them? During Winter Term of 2007, that's just what the men of Seymour 2 did. They constucted bookcases, many short-lived weapons, a robot (see below), and a box fort. The box fort was built in sections during the week, and on a Friday early in the term was hauled out to the [[Post]] Lawn at dusk, where it was fitted together and given a [[Communist]] flag for a door. The men of Seymour 2 are not Godless Commies (for the most part), they just happened to have a Communist Flag. Almost everyone in attendance had toy guns, which were used to harrass bypassers, and also to conduct raids on the C-Store for delicious hot chocolate. It was cold outside.  
  
 
[[Image:box6.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The Fort at night.]]
 
[[Image:box6.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The Fort at night.]]
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=== Seymour Defender ===
 
=== Seymour Defender ===
''For the full article see [[Seymour Defender]]. Alternativley, see [[drink]].''
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For the full article see [[Seymour Defender]]. Alternativley, see [[drink]].
  
The Seymour Defender is a [[robot]] that defends the residents of Seymour 2 in Seymour Hall. Contrary to popular belief, he is not named after [[Seymour Hall]], but instead after [[Lyman K. Seymour]], the alumnus for which [[Seymour Union]] is also named. Seymour Defender was constructed in the [[winter term]] of the [[2006-07]] school year by the residents of Seymour 2. His original design was to function as a defense [[robot]] for all of [[Seymour Hall]]. Seymour Defender is deceased as of 25 May 2007.
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The Seymour Defender is a [[robot]] that defends the residents of Seymour 2 in Seymour Hall. Contrary to popular belief, he is not named after [[Seymour Hall]], but instead after [[Lyman K. Seymour]], the alumnus for which [[Seymour Union]] is also named. Seymour Defender was constructed in the [[winter term]] of the [[2006-07]] school year by the residents of Seymour 2. His original design was to function as a defense [[robot]] for all of [[Seymour Hall]].
  
 
=== Deuces Wild ===
 
=== Deuces Wild ===
 
[[Image:dueceswild.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Deuces Wild]]
 
[[Image:dueceswild.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Deuces Wild]]
 
[[Millions of years ago]], back when Seymour 2 was called the Deuce, the residents formed a dodgeball team known as [[Deuces Wild]]. In the 2007 Winter Term, the men of Seymour 2 also formed an [[intermural dodgeball]] team called Deuces Wild, because they couldn't come up with anything better on their own. The members consisted of anyone who was around when it was time for a game. They lost nearly every single match... except maybe one, by sheer luck. Still, they had a cool logo, which was going to go on a t-shirt. Unfortunatley, the men of Seymour 2 are [[lazy]], and it never happened. It's still a cool image though.
 
[[Millions of years ago]], back when Seymour 2 was called the Deuce, the residents formed a dodgeball team known as [[Deuces Wild]]. In the 2007 Winter Term, the men of Seymour 2 also formed an [[intermural dodgeball]] team called Deuces Wild, because they couldn't come up with anything better on their own. The members consisted of anyone who was around when it was time for a game. They lost nearly every single match... except maybe one, by sheer luck. Still, they had a cool logo, which was going to go on a t-shirt. Unfortunatley, the men of Seymour 2 are [[lazy]], and it never happened. It's still a cool image though.
 
=== The Good Friday Party ===
 
 
On [[Good Friday]] of 2007, noted rabblerousers organized a Good Friday party, in order to commemerate the crucifixion and death of [[Jesus Fucking Christ|Jesus Christ]]. Photocopies from biblical coloring books were posted in the halls. Events such as Pin the Nail on the Crucifix and Bible Races, where pocket bibles were raced along suspended string, were held. Blood was transubstantiated into [[alcohol|other fluids]] inside a chalice. The event was widely considered a success, as was the next night, when [[Lent]] ended, and a substantial amount of Seymour residents were allowed to indulge in substances again for the first time in 40 days and 40 nights. The Good Friday party is likely to become an annual event.
 
  
 
=== Flunk Day Paint Fight ===
 
=== Flunk Day Paint Fight ===
 
[[Image:paint5.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Paint Warrior]]
 
[[Image:paint5.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Paint Warrior]]
As if water-ballooning [[Friar|Friars]] in the morning wasn't enough, on [[Flunk Day]], the men of Seymour 2 & Friends participated in a sober paint fight on the lawn outside Post. Organized by [[Paige Barnum]], it was, for many participants, the highlight of the day. Upon seeing the paint-splattered faces and clothes of the participants, many asked if it was an school organized event they missed out on. Actually, it is an event, the "[[Carnival of Colors]]". But apparently that was just for Friars, which is a shame because a lot of people would have liked to throw paint around recklessly instead of huff [[oxygen]]. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, [[Union Board]]). The paint fight was not without casualties, however. Some participants did not have protective eyewear, and got paint bombs right to the face. For [[Lyall Wallerstedt|one student]], this was the third time that day his eyes were full of nasty crap, the first time being in the [[Mud Pit]], and the second time in the [[Foam Pit]]. Flunk Day was harsh on his eyes, goddamnit.
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As if water-ballooning [[Friar|Friars]] in the morning wasn't enough, on [[Flunk Day]], the men of Seymour 2 & Friends participated in a sober paint fight on the lawn outside Post. Organized by [[Paige Barnum]], it was, for many participants, the highlight of the day. Upon seeing the paint-splattered faces and clothes of the participants, many asked if it was an school organized even they missed out on. Actually, it is an event, the "[[Carnival of Colors]]". But apparently that was just for Friars, which is a shame because a lot of people would have liked to throw paint around recklessly instead of huff [[oxygen]]. (Wink wink, nudge nudge, [[Union Board]]). The paint fight was not without casualties, however. Some participants did not have protective eyewear, and got paint bombs right to the face. For one students, this was the third time that day his eyes were full of nasty crap, the first time being in the [[Mud Pit]], and the second time in the [[Foam Pit]]. Flunk Day was harsh on his eyes, goddamnit.
  
=== Roller Rink Formal ===
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== Seymour 2 Image Gallery ==
[[Image:rink6.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Dancing Queen!]]
 
In the latter half of [[Sping Term]], the men of Seymour 2 spent their suite money to rent out a roller-rink in [[Galesburg]] and threw a formal. Dissapointingly low attendence had the upshot that those present were able to dominate the floor, or at least wipe out more effectivley. Roller-skating is ''much, much'' harder than roller-blading. The DJs played a constant stream of disco and 80s one hit wonders. The whole thing felt like the season finale of a teen drama. Thanks go to [[Bryan Lund]], the RA, for organizing the event.
 
 
 
== Seymour 2 Media ==
 
 
 
=== Team Zissou ===
 
<gallery>
 
Image:zissou1.jpg|The team
 
Image:zissou2.jpg|Drinking on the High Seas
 
Image:zissou3.jpg|Dr. Hennesey
 
Image:zissou4.jpg|Camera Crew
 
Image:zissou5.jpg|An interview
 
Image:zissou6.jpg|After rescuing the Bond Company Stooge
 
Image:zissou7.jpg|Inspecting a captured Leopard Shark
 
Image:zissou8.jpg|Epic.
 
</gallery>
 
  
 
=== The Box Fort ===
 
=== The Box Fort ===
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Image:box5.jpg|Group shot
 
Image:box5.jpg|Group shot
 
Image:box6.jpg|The fort even had shutters
 
Image:box6.jpg|The fort even had shutters
</gallery>
 
 
=== Good Friday Party ===
 
<gallery>
 
Image:good1.jpg|Stigmata!
 
Image:good2.jpg|Doesn't look too comfy
 
Image:good3.jpg|Salvation!
 
Image:good4.jpg|Chalice
 
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
  
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Image:paint5.jpg|Painty Savage
 
Image:paint5.jpg|Painty Savage
 
Image:paint6.jpg|The "After" shot
 
Image:paint6.jpg|The "After" shot
</gallery>
 
 
=== Roller Rink Formal ===
 
 
<gallery>
 
<gallery>
Image:rink1.jpg
 
Image:rink2.jpg
 
Image:rink3.jpg
 
Image:rink4.jpg
 
Image:rink5.jpg
 
Image:rink6.jpg
 
</gallery>
 
 
=== Paint Fight Video ===
 
<youtube v="2_4KfLvaOdw"/>
 
  
 
[[Category:Housing]]
 
[[Category:Housing]]
[[Category:Seymour Union]]
 

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