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− | Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha or GAA(A!) is an unofficial [[fraternities|fraternity | + | '''Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha''' or '''GAA(A!)''' is an unofficial [[fraternities|fraternity]]. |
==Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)== | ==Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)== | ||
The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up. | The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up. | ||
− | ==Mission Statement== | + | ==Guiding Philosophies== |
+ | ===Mission Statement=== | ||
GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever. | GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever. | ||
− | ==An art fraternity== | + | ===An art fraternity=== |
GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to [[poetry]]. | GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to [[poetry]]. | ||
+ | ==Notable events== | ||
===Playing card poetry=== | ===Playing card poetry=== | ||
During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in [[Hamblin]] 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards. | During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in [[Hamblin]] 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards. | ||
− | ==Beaver-Bulldog-Whale== | + | ===Beaver-Bulldog-Whale=== |
During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to [[The Broadview]] for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, [[Tom Fucoloro]] decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but [[Brian Lowe]] argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside [[ABLE]]. | During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to [[The Broadview]] for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, [[Tom Fucoloro]] decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but [[Brian Lowe]] argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside [[ABLE]]. | ||
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+ | ==Membership List== | ||
+ | The membership list is listed in order of induction. | ||
+ | |||
+ | {| | ||
+ | | || '''Name''' || '''GAA(A!) Name''' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |1 || [[Geoff Brown]] || Uncle Joe Bucket | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |1 || [[Howard Friedman]] || Johnny Chuckles | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |1 || [[Tom Fucoloro]] || Pony Boy | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |1 || [[Chris Prairie]] || The Animal | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |5 || [[Alan Yi]] || Major Tom | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |6 || [[Brian Lowe]] || Six Foot Android | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |7 || [[Liza Fate]] || First Lady Jesus Christ | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |8 || [[Pam Schuller]] || Koala Bear | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |8 || [[Graham Troyer-Joy]] || | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |10 || [[Olivia Cacchione]] || Balsamic | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |11 || [[Danny Fisher-Bruns]] || Cornelius | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |12 || [[Brian Camozzi]] || The President (El Presidente) | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |13 || [[Laura Zuber]] || Hashish | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |14 || [[Flaming Angel]] || ''Honorary'' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |15 || [[Angharad Hollingworth]] || Tunafish | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |16 || [[Freddie Mercury]] || ''Honorary'' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |17 || [[Madeleine Ettlin]] || Punky Brewster | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |17 || [[Kate Schlachter]] || G-Force EXPLODE! | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |19 || [[Bryce Friedman]] || Doctor Evil | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |20 || [[Courtney Meaker]] || Giant Pulsating Vagina | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |21 || [[Deana Rutherford]] || Blackjack | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |21 || [[Tanya Ferguson]] || Rhinoceros Horn | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |21 || [[Mark Munoz]] || Twenty-Five Tildes | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |24 || [[Fela Anikulapo Kuti]] || ''Honorary'' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |25 || [[Matthew Lawton]] || Sideshow Bob | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |26 || [[Selene Gonzalez]] || Queen of France | ||
+ | |} | ||
[[Category:Fraternities and sororities]] | [[Category:Fraternities and sororities]] |
Revision as of 22:22, 15 November 2007
Gamma Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha or GAA(A!) is an unofficial fraternity.
Contents
Whereever two are gathered in GAA(A)
The members communicate with an involuntary form of telepathy. Whenever two GAA(A!)s enter close proximity, a third is forced to join. As soon as three are together, all others within 30 miles will be irrationally forced to join the congregation. These meetings often lead to shit getting fucked up.
Guiding Philosophies
Mission Statement
GAA(A!) does not and never will support philanthropy or academics in any way. Ever.
An art fraternity
GAA(A!) parties are always an outlet of creativity. GAA(A!) embraces everything from the fine art of physical aggression to poetry.
Notable events
Playing card poetry
During a particularly vibe-resonating GAA(A!) party in Hamblin 9, the members, drunk with art and alcohol, wrote poetry on a deck of cards.
Beaver-Bulldog-Whale
During Spring '07, a GAA(A) contingent went to The Broadview for physical and emotional reinforcement. After eating, Tom Fucoloro decided to try his hand at the claw machine, winning a plush animal of ambiguous race dressed in a Harley-Davidson jacket and hat. Tom thought it was a beaver, but Brian Lowe argued that due to its small tail and pointed teeth, it was in fact a bulldog. No firm consensus was ever come to. I think at some point someone called it a whale-fish-candle. The members burned the beaver-bulldog-whale in a sacrifice to GAA(A!) that same night outside ABLE.
Membership List
The membership list is listed in order of induction.
Name | GAA(A!) Name | |
1 | Geoff Brown | Uncle Joe Bucket |
1 | Howard Friedman | Johnny Chuckles |
1 | Tom Fucoloro | Pony Boy |
1 | Chris Prairie | The Animal |
5 | Alan Yi | Major Tom |
6 | Brian Lowe | Six Foot Android |
7 | Liza Fate | First Lady Jesus Christ |
8 | Pam Schuller | Koala Bear |
8 | Graham Troyer-Joy | |
10 | Olivia Cacchione | Balsamic |
11 | Danny Fisher-Bruns | Cornelius |
12 | Brian Camozzi | The President (El Presidente) |
13 | Laura Zuber | Hashish |
14 | Flaming Angel | Honorary |
15 | Angharad Hollingworth | Tunafish |
16 | Freddie Mercury | Honorary |
17 | Madeleine Ettlin | Punky Brewster |
17 | Kate Schlachter | G-Force EXPLODE! |
19 | Bryce Friedman | Doctor Evil |
20 | Courtney Meaker | Giant Pulsating Vagina |
21 | Deana Rutherford | Blackjack |
21 | Tanya Ferguson | Rhinoceros Horn |
21 | Mark Munoz | Twenty-Five Tildes |
24 | Fela Anikulapo Kuti | Honorary |
25 | Matthew Lawton | Sideshow Bob |
26 | Selene Gonzalez | Queen of France |