Editing Beverages

Beverages are liquids marketed and consumed by humans.  Some beverages are flammable.  If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get [[drunk]].  If you drink flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get [[alcohol poisoning.]]

Some beverages are not flammable.  Examples of this include water, [[Vitamin Water]], tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water.  The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the [[Soda vs. Pop debate]], which started at the dawn of time.

On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the [[Gizmo]], [[C-Store]]/[[Outpost]], and [[Grab 'n' Go]], as well as in vending machines.  Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at [[Hyvee]].