Editing Soda vs. Pop debate

This is the most insipid debate in the history of the world, and it was started at the dawn of time.  Not to be confused with the Cola Wars, the Soda vs. Pop debate is about so much more than Coke and Pepsi.  It has been the instigator of over a thousand epic battles.<p>

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Example epic battle:
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''(Scene:  The Gizmo.  Person A has just ordered a #3 combo, that is, a hot dog, chips, and a small [[beverages|beverage]].  Person B is working behind the counter.)''<br>
'''Person A:''' Sir, you seem to have forgotten my soda cup.<br>
'''Person B:''' I believe you mean "pop".  I will get that for you right away.<br>
'''Person A:''' No, I meant "soda".  I am from the East Coast and I demand soda.<br>
'''Person B:''' You live in the Midwest now, and we call it "pop" here.<br>
'''[[Graham Troyer-Joy]]:''' Melon ketchup!<br>
'''Persons A and B''': Shut up, you!<br>
'''Graham:''' Okay.<br>
'''Person A:''' Soda!<br>
'''Person B:''' Pop!<br>
'''Person A:''' I challege you to a duel!<br>
'''Person B:''' But I left my [[Fencing|steel]] at home!<br>
'''Person A:''' Too bad for you!  ''(ka-stab!)''<br>
'''Person B:''' ''(super-stabbed)  (dead)''<br>
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This is why we drink beer.