Editing Hipster

Hipsters wear tight jeans and glasses with large frames. They like good times, coffee, and occasionally smoke cigarrettes. All music you enjoy Hipsters have already heard "like, a million years" before you because they are part of [[the scene]]. They only dress in clothes from second-hand stores.

The following rubrik will help you to determine and understand what is "hip":

A. If you don't know about something that a hipster knows about then it's hip.
B. If you do know about something that a hipster knows about then it's "mainstream bullshit."
C. If you do know something that a hipster doesn't know it's "lame."
D. If you don't know something that a hipster also doesn't know the hipster will claim their friend told them about it last night, at which point you may apply A.

Some hipsters still think socialism could work.

[[Portland, Oregon]] is a colony of hipsters currently approaching 2 million. Several of its members have found their way to Knox. They're infectious, and despite their good lucks and undeniable sexual prowess approach with caution.