Editing Jacob Bassett

[[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I've]] come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|fucking wife]]. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly [[Penis|dick]] out and he pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|FUCKING wife]], and he said his [[Penis|dick]] was THIS BIG, and [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] said "that's disgusting". So [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] making a callout post on his [[The Wiki Fire|wikifire.org]] page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small [[Penis|dick]]. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a [[bong]]. He fucked [[Maggie Garrett|my wife]], so guess what, I'm gonna fuck [[Sigma Nu]] House. That's right, this is what you get! [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|My]] SUPER LASER [[piss|PISS]]! Except [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] not gonna [[piss]] on [[Sigma Nu]] House. [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] gonna go higher. I'm [[piss]]ing on [[Knox College]]! How do you like that, [[Teresa Amott|T. AMOTT]]? [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] [[piss|PISSED]] ON [[Knox College|KNOX COLLEGE]], [[Teresa Amott|YOU IDIOT]]! You have twenty-three hours before the [[piss]] droplets hit [[Knox College]], now get out of [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] fucking sight before [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] [[piss]] on you too!


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