Jacob Bassett

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I've come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on his wikifire.org page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Sigma Nu House. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Sigma Nu House. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on Knox College! How do you like that, T. AMOTT? I PISSED ON KNOX COLLEGE, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit Knox College, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!