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== April 23rd == | == April 23rd == | ||
+ | Get your specs on youngins cuz Flunk Day’s a comin! We’ve survived both Admitted Student Days and now it’s time to gear up for el Dia de Flunk. All signs point to THIS WEEK being optimal Flunk territory: we’ve kicked out the prospies and next week is right before Teresa Amott’s big day (don’t wanna flunk up campus right before all the alums get here). SO! It’s time to start seriously scouting for FLUNK DAY CLUES: | ||
− | + | Any suspicious activity around campus, and I mean any! Nothing is too innocuous to avoid notice and the immediate update of the WikiFire. | |
− | + | Are the seniors acting weird? Keep an eye on those guys; they’ll try to throw you for a loop! | |
− | + | What’s happening around Seymour Union? Lights on at odd hours, movement in the mailroom, strange comings and goings? REPORT ALL TO THE WIKIFIRE! | |
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− | What’s happening around Seymour Union? Lights on at odd hours, movement in the mailroom, strange comings and goings? REPORT ALL TO THE WIKIFIRE! | ||
If you have a car, take it for a spin during the wee hours of the morning. A big indicator this year will be the “mystery performance” of incalculable size. The bigger the show, the harder it is to hide! Look signs of impending ROCK. | If you have a car, take it for a spin during the wee hours of the morning. A big indicator this year will be the “mystery performance” of incalculable size. The bigger the show, the harder it is to hide! Look signs of impending ROCK. | ||
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FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!! <-- CONFIRMED | FLUNK ALL THE THINGS!!!! <-- CONFIRMED | ||
− | John Spittell moved a midterm from this week to next week... granted it was supposed to take place on Friday, but still. He KNOWS flunk day will be this week, and Monday is the most probable day for the flunkage. <-CONFIRMED. DEFINITELY FLUNK DAY | + | John Spittell moved a midterm from this week to next week... granted it was supposed to take place on Friday, but still. He KNOWS flunk day will be this week, and Monday is the most probable day for the flunkage. <-CONFIRMED. DEFINITELY FLUNK DAY. |
− | flunkflunkflunkflunkflunkflunk | + | flunkflunkflunkflunkflunkflunk |
− | Jack Moore and Regina are both in Chicago this weekend on "personal" vacations. Very suspicious <-- not really, because they're both from Chicago. #idiot<---S my D. Freshmen<-- confirmed that Jack went home, but Regina is cozy in her suite. | + | Jack Moore and Regina are both in Chicago this weekend on "personal" vacations. Very suspicious <-- not really, because they're both from Chicago. #idiot<---S my D. Freshmen<-- confirmed that Jack went home, but Regina is cozy in her suite. |
Flunk day probably won't be on a Monday- it has been on a Monday for the past two years.<-- THEY'RE STATISTICALLY INDEPENDENT! | Flunk day probably won't be on a Monday- it has been on a Monday for the past two years.<-- THEY'RE STATISTICALLY INDEPENDENT! | ||
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Last year, Flunk Day was the Monday after Senate Finance Committee did next year's club budgets all weekend. Finance Committee is doing budgets this weekend. Flunk? | Last year, Flunk Day was the Monday after Senate Finance Committee did next year's club budgets all weekend. Finance Committee is doing budgets this weekend. Flunk? | ||
− | Conger/Neal you NEED to dig the mudpit tonight. No excuses. That includes you Abe Eastman. <--- mudpit is dug? <-- have everyone in your suite donate a few bucks and go to Walmart and buy a few bags of topsoil. THIS IS ESSENTIAL. The mudpit will not be successful unless there is extra "mud" added to it. <--- enlist the help of Sigma Chi! They are SUPER helpful. | + | Conger/Neal you NEED to dig the mudpit tonight. No excuses. That includes you Abe Eastman. <--- mudpit is dug? <-- have everyone in your suite donate a few bucks and go to Walmart and buy a few bags of topsoil. THIS IS ESSENTIAL. The mudpit will not be successful unless there is extra "mud" added to it. <--- enlist the help of Sigma Chi! They are SUPER helpful. |
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− | + | According to a trusted source (a professor), Flunk day will be either today or tomorrow. <---Professors are always a trustworthy source of flunk day information | |
− | + | I work at the Gizmo and Linda thinks it might be Monday! | |
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== April 24th == | == April 24th == | ||
− | + | I MADE THIS DAY! THIS DAY IS FLUNK DAY! Important sources agree that this day is indeed flunk day! | |
− | + | Girl Talk is coming to Bradley on this day.. They could easily come to Knox the day after or the day before for Flunk Day!!!! <--- if this is true, it will LITERALLY BE SO FUCKING HUGE. <---- According to Jack Moore, the mystery Flunk Day artist will be bigger than anything Knox has seen before. Girl Talk has already been at Knox once before so we are looking at an artist BIGGER than Girl Talk, The Cool Kids, Dan Deacon, or any other act Knox has had in recent years. He also implied that the band has multiple members and roadies, Girl Talk is only Greg Gillis. Its not going to be the REAL Lady Gaga, but THIS COULD BE (pretty) HUGE. | |
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== April 25th == | == April 25th == | ||
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Zazen meditation is the only event on the calendar. Is it Flunk or is it foolery? | Zazen meditation is the only event on the calendar. Is it Flunk or is it foolery? | ||
They added a photo exhibit to the schedule, but it's at the Civic Art Center. Trying to throw us off the scent of Flunk? | They added a photo exhibit to the schedule, but it's at the Civic Art Center. Trying to throw us off the scent of Flunk? | ||
− | Sam Martone's official prediction says sam martone sucks. So he obviously does <--CONFIRMED <-- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <--THIS COULD BE HUGE | + | Sam Martone's official prediction says sam martone sucks. So he obviously does <--CONFIRMED <-- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <--THIS COULD BE HUGE |
This is definitely the day of flunk just going on a whim here | This is definitely the day of flunk just going on a whim here | ||
− | If this isn't the sanctioned date of Flunk Day, the school should revolt and flunk anyways. No more scares. GIVE US THE FINAL FLUNK | + | If this isn't the sanctioned date of Flunk Day, the school should revolt and flunk anyways. No more scares. GIVE US THE FINAL FLUNK! |
Debbie Southern cancelled an important weekly meeting because the 25th is Secretary's Day... A lame cover-up if you ask me. | Debbie Southern cancelled an important weekly meeting because the 25th is Secretary's Day... A lame cover-up if you ask me. | ||
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Today is Flunk Day. Yep. | Today is Flunk Day. Yep. | ||
− | The suspected musical guest is Gym Class Heroes. On their tour they are in Macomb on the 23rd and then in NY on the 28th. Why the break? FLUNK DAY OF COURSE | + | The suspected musical guest is Gym Class Heroes. On their tour they are in Macomb on the 23rd and then in NY on the 28th. Why the break? FLUNK DAY OF COURSE. |
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
− | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? | + | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? |
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES. | |
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