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It's a good thing Flunk Day wasn't today. People would have died. | It's a good thing Flunk Day wasn't today. People would have died. | ||
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== April 23rd == | == April 23rd == | ||
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Everything disappeared because the final flunk is April 23rd, there is no April 24th. The world will end after the final flunk!!! So line up the shots, break into your stash, jump in the mud pit and flunking have a flunking fun flunk day!!! | Everything disappeared because the final flunk is April 23rd, there is no April 24th. The world will end after the final flunk!!! So line up the shots, break into your stash, jump in the mud pit and flunking have a flunking fun flunk day!!! | ||
− | No promise that the 23rd is flunk day but if it isn't we will have to wait until at least Wednesday as there are home softball games on Tuesday. Confirmation on opponents schedule: http://www.mac.edu/athletics/softball/scores.asp <-- Athletic events can be fake. And even if this one isn't, Flunk Day has flunked up athletic events in the past. <--- Flunk Day has occurred on days where there have been away sporting events, not any home ones though. And this ISN'T fake. That was the point in showing the opponents schedule, MacMurray would not put it on their website if it were not actually going to occur. <-- Unless they don't know it's not going to occur | + | No promise that the 23rd is flunk day but if it isn't we will have to wait until at least Wednesday as there are home softball games on Tuesday. Confirmation on opponents schedule: http://www.mac.edu/athletics/softball/scores.asp <-- Athletic events can be fake. And even if this one isn't, Flunk Day has flunked up athletic events in the past. <--- Flunk Day has occurred on days where there have been away sporting events, not any home ones though. And this ISN'T fake. That was the point in showing the opponents schedule, MacMurray would not put it on their website if it were not actually going to occur. <-- Unless they don't know it's not going to occur... |
Zumba is cancelled! | Zumba is cancelled! | ||
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Lance Factor cancelled wednesday's Environmental Ethics course because he knows we'll all be too hungover to come to class. | Lance Factor cancelled wednesday's Environmental Ethics course because he knows we'll all be too hungover to come to class. | ||
− | Monica Berlin also cancelled her evening class tomorrow for a mysterious play that her son is in at school that she knew nothing about, except that the theme is "Individuality." Strange how so many professors are cancelling classes...<-- also Monica never cancels class...and what kind of parent doesn't know anything about their son's play? And wouldn't she have known for a while and could have told her class earlier in the term? <---what kind of play is on a Tuesday night? | + | Monica Berlin also cancelled her evening class tomorrow for a mysterious play that her son is in at school that she knew nothing about, except that the theme is "Individuality." Strange how so many professors are cancelling classes...<-- also Monica never cancels class...and what kind of parent doesn't know anything about their son's play? And wouldn't she have known for a while and could have told her class earlier in the term? <---what kind of play is on a Tuesday night? |
Sketchy things observed by seniors during the scare this morning: <br/> (Also, These are true. These things happened. I would not shit you. But whether or not they predict Flunk Day as tomorrow remains to be seen.) <br/> | Sketchy things observed by seniors during the scare this morning: <br/> (Also, These are true. These things happened. I would not shit you. But whether or not they predict Flunk Day as tomorrow remains to be seen.) <br/> | ||
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it's too calm here <--probably because everyone was so disappointed this morning that no one wants to get their hopes up. also it's only 10:34 | it's too calm here <--probably because everyone was so disappointed this morning that no one wants to get their hopes up. also it's only 10:34 | ||
− | HAM! for flunk day! | + | HAM! for flunk day! |
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== April 25th == | == April 25th == | ||
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John Spittell and Daniel Beers both think Flunk Day is Wednesday. Done deal. <-- Beers is my boy. | John Spittell and Daniel Beers both think Flunk Day is Wednesday. Done deal. <-- Beers is my boy. | ||
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They added a photo exhibit to the schedule, but it's at the Civic Art Center. Trying to throw us off the scent of Flunk? | They added a photo exhibit to the schedule, but it's at the Civic Art Center. Trying to throw us off the scent of Flunk? | ||
− | Sam Martone's official prediction says sam martone sucks. So he obviously does <--CONFIRMED <-- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <--THIS COULD BE HUGE | + | Sam Martone's official prediction says sam martone sucks. So he obviously does <--CONFIRMED <-- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <--THIS COULD BE HUGE |
This is definitely the day of flunk just going on a whim here | This is definitely the day of flunk just going on a whim here | ||
− | If this isn't the sanctioned date of Flunk Day, the school should revolt and flunk anyways. No more scares. GIVE US THE FINAL FLUNK! <--CONFIRMED <--DOUBLE CONFIRMED | + | If this isn't the sanctioned date of Flunk Day, the school should revolt and flunk anyways. No more scares. GIVE US THE FINAL FLUNK! <--CONFIRMED <--DOUBLE CONFIRMED |
Debbie Southern cancelled an important weekly meeting because the 25th is Secretary's Day... A lame cover-up if you ask me. | Debbie Southern cancelled an important weekly meeting because the 25th is Secretary's Day... A lame cover-up if you ask me. | ||
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It is today if it is indeed this week. :) hi <--The campus life calendar is not trustworthy. | It is today if it is indeed this week. :) hi <--The campus life calendar is not trustworthy. | ||
− | All Day: Beta's seen being idiots, everyday. Flunk day doesnt matter when your always awesome <---CONFIRMED | + | All Day: Beta's seen being idiots, everyday. Flunk day doesnt matter when your always awesome <---CONFIRMED |
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− | + | There are only two online assignments lined up for phys 167, when there are normally enough to cover at least a week and a half. Schulz must be preparing to cover Wednesday's material on Friday! | |
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− | + | == April 26th == | |
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− | == April 26th | ||
Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | Are the softball games real? I don't see them on Robert Morris's schedule... http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/schedule/ | ||
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The previous link is to the schedule for Robert Morris's Chicago campus' team...This is to the Springfield campus confirming the softball games...http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/springfield/schedule/ | The previous link is to the schedule for Robert Morris's Chicago campus' team...This is to the Springfield campus confirming the softball games...http://www.robertmorris.edu/athletics/womenssoftball/springfield/schedule/ | ||
− | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? | + | Creepily overheard Kaitlyn making an appointment with Helmut for Thursday whilst in line at the Oak Room. Unless this is a red herring, could it mean Flunk Day won't be this day? |
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== April 27th == | == April 27th == | ||
− | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? | + | If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food. <--- since when does the caf serve us fresh food? |
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+ | == May 1st == | ||
Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. | ||
The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day | ||
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== May 2nd == | == May 2nd == | ||
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Flunk Day! | Flunk Day! | ||
Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would! | ||
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== May 4th == | == May 4th == | ||
− | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY | + | Today is National Hoagie Day, which means it is Flunk Day OBVIOUSLY |
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== May 7th == | == May 7th == | ||
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This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | This is going to be the start of the first week with Teresa as our new president. What better way to celebrate with Flunk Day?? It will be her first Flunk day EVER and her first as the president! | ||
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== May 8th == | == May 8th == | ||
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Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day! => so too does one Johnathan Powers! or it is at least his speculation of the final flunk... | ||
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== May 10th == | == May 10th == | ||
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Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter! | ||
+ | == December 21 == | ||
− | + | Let's be real guys...the Final Flunk is going to coincide with the actual apocalypse. PREPARE YOURSELVES | |
− | + | NOT!!! |