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it's today. this is gonna be bonkers.
 
it's today. this is gonna be bonkers.
  
Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't. <- MIDNIGHT. thank god people understand...  
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Ugh. It should have been the 30th. <- UPVOTE <- CONFIRMED <--- When does the narwhal bacon?? <-- Please, don't.
  
 
Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING.
 
Guise. May 1st is May Day.. MAYDAY. FINAL FLUNK. WORLD ENDING.
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A friend pointed out that there's a campus beautification thing Sunday. It'd be weird to pretty up the campus just for us to flunk it up, which would imply pre-installation Flunk. <-- Or they could just let us flunk it up after the instillation events are over. <--the installation events are not over until the 11th! <-- "One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page." Just saying. <-- thing on Sunday seems more of a volunteer opportunities rather than a specific campus beautification thing
 
A friend pointed out that there's a campus beautification thing Sunday. It'd be weird to pretty up the campus just for us to flunk it up, which would imply pre-installation Flunk. <-- Or they could just let us flunk it up after the instillation events are over. <--the installation events are not over until the 11th! <-- "One of my supervisors at the library mentioned that Flunk Day has been as late as May 13. I hereby commiserate with everyone else contributing to this page." Just saying. <-- thing on Sunday seems more of a volunteer opportunities rather than a specific campus beautification thing
  
I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance. <-- THAT'D BE AWESOME.
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I'm fairly certain this "Flunk Day" thing is just a myth. <----- I called Discovery and they're sending the Myth Busters tomorrow.<--CONFIRMED. They're going to blow stuff up and that's the super secret performance.
  
 
Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!!
 
Parking lot next to yellows is closed off between 3 am and 9 am. Prime set up hours!!
  
 
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Sources in town revealed its tomorrow. They seem reliable... <-- Who are your sources. <--and the award for the most useless update goes to...
  
 
Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters  in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious.
 
Oh ye of little faith. Thou look upon the day of flunk with doubt, like a false idol. But I was sent by forces thou canst not fathom but within thy sleeping prayers. I stand in the face of injustice and ask my brothers and sisters  in this kingdom of flunk we inhabit graciously, and I ask you for your faith. We must ask forgiveness for our hubris in denying the one great truth. We must stand together as believers despite the harsh crucibles that have perturbed us. I do not ask that Flunk day shall usurp this first of May. I know it shall. My soul knows it shall. Sacrifice your bitterness and do what is right, brothers and sisters. Our salvation shall come, and it shall be glorious.
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-you guise. we need to be sneaky sneaky spies and get down to business and snoop the hotels, mailroom, caf, seniors, offices, etc! you know the drill! if it's not to tomorrow it's not tomorrow.
 
-you guise. we need to be sneaky sneaky spies and get down to business and snoop the hotels, mailroom, caf, seniors, offices, etc! you know the drill! if it's not to tomorrow it's not tomorrow.
 
-11:30 Forrest went to bed before 12:00AM! It has definitely gotta be Flunk Day!!
 
  
 
-11:39 man at Hyvee in Galesburg spotted buying four 24 packs of water and Junior Mints.  It has nothing to do with flunk day.
 
-11:39 man at Hyvee in Galesburg spotted buying four 24 packs of water and Junior Mints.  It has nothing to do with flunk day.
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https://twitter.com/FlunkDay
 
https://twitter.com/FlunkDay
  
12:03 am: The Student Life page on the college website is currently featuring a Flunk Day picture...<--lies. <--- O rly? http://www.knox.edu/student-life.html
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12:03 am: The Student Life page on the college website is currently featuring a Flunk Day picture...<--lies.
 
 
 
 
12:05AM: Mailroom activity seen through the mailboxes. It appears as if someone is filling the mailboxes with something. <-- CONFIRMED. <--They can't be dumb enough to make this mistake again...<---Confirmed, they did it two years ago and everyone knew it was flunkday by 11, way too early, Jack is way too into this to make it that easy <--- Unless we've made them feel sorry enough for us! "Oh, we better just give them this..." <-- pics or video or it didn't happen <-- I guess you'll just have to trust the word of the students. Not everybody walks around with a videocamera 24/7 <--You SHOULD! It's Flunk Day season! You're always supposed to be ready with a camera. Noobs. <----I'd go down and film it but someone stole my camera out of the Rodge Lodge. Anyone feel like fessing up? It was in a Lugia gameboy case.
 
 
 
12:10 am Lots of activity at the Yellows. Knocking on doors. <-- sorry guys, we got a pizza.
 
 
 
12:20AM: Sitting and refreshing the wikifire page until it gives me new information
 
 
 
Planer updates? Anyone seen them?
 
 
 
12:49 AM: Flunk Day sees you when you are sleeping, it knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. You better watch out, you better not lie, you better not doubt, I'm telling you why, El Dia de Flunk is coming to Knox.
 
 
 
1:03 AM- Seniors spotted walking towards cherry street area! Friars meeting???<-- Question is...how many seniors were there? <-- 3 groups of about 4 or 5 each.<--Sounds LEGIT!! THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--Decided to check it out. they aren't at Cherry Street but they were headed that way. Where are the planners? Who was in the group?? <- I don't know a lot of seniors but about half of them were girls and half guys. one was tall, one was blonde, most wearing dark clothes. <-----CONFIRMED! I SAW THEM TOOOOOOOO
 
 
 
1:06am: Flunk Day better be tomorrow. My mixer for FD is going to spoil soon.
 
  
1:10 am Jack Moore spotted in his car, blaring the song "I get a good feeling"  by tompkins apartments! THIS COULD BE HUGE!
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12:05AM: Mailroom activity seen through the mailboxes. It appears as if someone is filling the mailboxes with something. <-- CONFIRMED. <--They can't be dumb enough to make this mistake again...<---Confirmed, they did it two years ago and everyone knew it was flunkday by 11, way too early, Jack is way too into this to make it that easy
  
1:12 am: Mysterious van spotted at Hyvee parking lot. Could this be our flunk performer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E <-- LOL Seriously? < omg favorite movie scene of ALL TIME. Marry me
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12:10 am Lots of activity at the Yellows. Knocking on doors.
 
 
1:31 am: Regina was last seen watching Rupaul's drag race instead of doing her homework. Getting in a little drag action before the big flunk? YES. HUGE.
 
 
 
1:33 am: [[http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3c1eeUeq31r60exao1_1280.jpg]] taken at 1:33 am, but just got back from digging the mudpit to upload. Thoughts???
 
 
 
1:40 AM [http://i.imgur.com/97MEy.gif this is what I'm doing for the mystery musical performance]
 
 
 
1:56 AM Student life page no longer showing flunk day picture? what does it mean? <-[http://x96.xanga.com/2f484160c8378275014343/m219210280.jpg no idea, you can't explain that.]
 
 
 
2:00 AM [http://i.imgur.com/OUkLi.gif HOW I'LL FEEL IF IT ISN'T FLUNK DAY TODAY :-(]
 
 
 
2:07 AM heard seniors talking about a scare <-confirmed, but my guess is the scare will turn into the real thing (it's happened before). either way I'll be dressed and ready outside tomorrow bright and early waking people up... <- Confirmed...welcome to my life (<3 two seniors not doing their homework)
 
 
 
2:15 AM A bunch of miller lite beer cans stacked outside of Seymour 2 door. Would take a picture but can't upload via phone. Someone go check it out! FLUNK IS CALLING!
 
 
 
2:58 AM Big ass fucking truck at the loading mother fucking docks of Seymour, my balls are tingling with flunk <-- I approve this message. <-- Picture? Can anyone confirm????? <--seems legit. Although, my balls are always tingling so I don't know. <-- I'm in SMC and I saw it too! CONFIRMED!<-It looked like the truck(Optimus Prime) out of Transformers!!! <--- http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb166/rescuetheturkey/Photoon2012-05-01at0259.jpg im sad cause it was just a garbage truck
 
 
 
3:00 AM If it isn't flunk day this time let's just make it Flunk Day what say KNOX????!!!!!!!!!! <-- I agree.  It's flunk day. Period. End of story.
 
 
 
3:03 AM that's it, going on a FLUNK DAY MISSION (with my camera), will report findings upon my return. <-- Go Macgyver GOOO!!!
 
 
 
3:23 AM [http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/and-not-a-single-fuck-was-given-police-car-on-fire.jpg how I feel right now]
 
 
 
3:45 AM Refreshing my http://mail.knox.edu page every 5 minutes -.-
 
 
 
4:00 AM Everything is quiet...too quiet, it must be flunk day.
 
 
 
3:11-4:08 am [http://imgur.com/a/XhgmE#0 CHECK OUT ALL THE CAMPUS ACTIVITY!!! (including trips to ALL 3 big hotels in galesburg, only took pictures of 1 though)] <--- So basically nothing is happening.  Good work, and I guess its time to start on my homework due today...
 
 
 
5:18 AM pretty sure I just heard an air horn. that, or I'm hallucinating sounds from sleep deprivation.  flunk is killing me :(
 
 
 
5:40 AM FLUNK ALREADY
 
 
 
5:42 AM What time do the emails get sent out?
 
 
 
confirmation from a great source today is the day of flunk!!!! get prepared lady's and germs. were not goin to live to
 
tomorrow  <---------- Don't. Flunk with me.<05:53, 1 May 2012 (CDT)~ I'm not I swear over everything.
 
 
 
05:54 AM Confirmation to the above message! I'm in SMC and I just talked to a custodian and she says that it's FLUNK DAY!!! She also told me to go sleep :P
 
 
 
PREPARE THE BLOOD PIT?
 
SENIORS ACROSS CAMPUS!!! IT's FLUNK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Signing out!!*
 
 
 
 
 
Lame friars are lame. No one in the mud pit? <-- i was the first one in the mud pit and there were no freshmen in there before 7:00. friars are the shit, sorry if you missed out on flunk day while i had flunking fun.
 
  
 
== May 2nd ==
 
== May 2nd ==
 
NOW WHAT?
 
 
 
Flunk Day!
 
Flunk Day!
  
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LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP!
 
LATEST FLUNK DAY EVER, GET READY! IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE END OF TIMES BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE BUILD-UP!
 
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