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'''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | '''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | ||
− | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS | + | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS!!! |
− | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! | + | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!''' |
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== '''Was 2012 The Final Flunk?''' == | == '''Was 2012 The Final Flunk?''' == | ||
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http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | ||
− | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ | + | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ |
The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | ||
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== April 30 == | == April 30 == | ||
− | This is the official Andy Civettini prediction. <---- Check the edit log. I am Andy Civettini. I'm currently grading and prepping for lectures and discussion tomorrow. I make no prediction. And if I did, I'd always predict that Flunk Day is tomorrow. It's just more fun that way. :) <--- No, I am Andy Civettini. I make no such prediction. <--- No, I'm the '''real''' Andy Civettini. <--- will the real andy civettini please stand up? <--- I want people to know the real Andy Civettini | + | This is the official Andy Civettini prediction. <---- Check the edit log. I am Andy Civettini. I'm currently grading and prepping for lectures and discussion tomorrow. I make no prediction. And if I did, I'd always predict that Flunk Day is tomorrow. It's just more fun that way. :) <--- No, I am Andy Civettini. I make no such prediction. <--- No, I'm the '''real''' Andy Civettini. <--- will the real andy civettini please stand up? <--- I want people to know the real Andy Civettini. |
− | There is a Caxton Club speaker coming from Nevada on this day, but who cares about Nevada? <----NOT ME | + | There is a Caxton Club speaker coming from Nevada on this day, but who cares about Nevada? <----NOT ME |
This is [[Max Potthoff]]'s birthday. Obviously it is Flunk Day. | This is [[Max Potthoff]]'s birthday. Obviously it is Flunk Day. | ||
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8:30 Craig Southern parked his car and then went into Post... stocking up on flunk day mixers from the c store? <-- CONFIRMED. | 8:30 Craig Southern parked his car and then went into Post... stocking up on flunk day mixers from the c store? <-- CONFIRMED. | ||
− | 9:06 Xavier spotted with his four-footer, THIS COULD BE HUGE <--- | + | 9:06 Xavier spotted with his four-footer, THIS COULD BE HUGE <--- You mean Magneto? Or is that the good guy? <--- Oh god, the underclassmen have no idea about [[Xavier Romano]] and his four-foot [[bong]] |
9:08 Out of the sky came a ufo that just unleashed a horde of velociraptors with lincoln hats. FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW!!!! | 9:08 Out of the sky came a ufo that just unleashed a horde of velociraptors with lincoln hats. FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW!!!! | ||
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9:46pm Alum Sarah Johnson spotted on campus talking about celebrating the Holiday of Flunk, this girl likes to party, could it be true? | 9:46pm Alum Sarah Johnson spotted on campus talking about celebrating the Holiday of Flunk, this girl likes to party, could it be true? | ||
− | 10:08pm College photographer John Williams seen cleaning all of his memory cards so he can take many photos at tomorrow's Flunk Day. -- John actually has the day off tomorrow <---- | + | 10:08pm College photographer John Williams seen cleaning all of his memory cards so he can take many photos at tomorrow's Flunk Day. -- John actually has the day off tomorrow <---- IRRELEVANT. THERE IS NO DAY OFF. ONLY FLUNK.<--- Well, when you think about it Flunk Day is a day off. So yeah there is a day off, it's flunk day. |
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== May 1 == | == May 1 == | ||
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All content deleted from this post. proof that flunk day is Wednesday??? <- it was deleted because people were using the f-word on the internetz <-NOT THE "F" WORD!?!?! | All content deleted from this post. proof that flunk day is Wednesday??? <- it was deleted because people were using the f-word on the internetz <-NOT THE "F" WORD!?!?! | ||
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+ | Enjoy! The copy and pasted earlier content: | ||
+ | FUCK YOU <<< THIS COULD BE HUGE <<< ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! == Stop posting this stuff!!! No one cares they will cancel whatever! THE FLUNK is more IMPORTANT. Go home Freshman you're DRUNK and you don't know anything. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! == (see schedules below) | ||
+ | Melvin Taylor's birthday but it doesn't mean it's Flunk Day. | ||
+ | Rup Sarkar predicts that today might be flunk day. Listen to the gospel of the Rup. <-- What day doesn't Rup think is flunk day, Jesus tap dancing christ | ||
+ | Last weekend, upon being asked when Flunk Day will be, Goldie flipped his lottery calendar to May 1st and said "Probably then". They installed the bars on the quickie just in time. | ||
THIS JUST IN: Admissions Ambassadors Monthly Meeting moved to NEXT WEDNESDAY. I know they know nothing about the day, but my suspicions are quite high... | THIS JUST IN: Admissions Ambassadors Monthly Meeting moved to NEXT WEDNESDAY. I know they know nothing about the day, but my suspicions are quite high... | ||
− | It was May 1st last year... would they repeat the date? <---- we don't expect them to repeat the date, making this the perfect day! | + | It was May 1st last year... would they repeat the date? <---- we don't expect them to repeat the date, making this the perfect day! |
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− | + | Monday, 3:01 pm: An informant tells me that caf workers have been informed not to bake ahead because Wednesday is FLUNK DAY. No names so they don't get in trouble. | |
− | + | == May 2 == | |
− | + | So apparently [[Daniel Beers]] asked [[Anna Meier]] and [[Katie Miller]] to give a presentation in his class on May 2 but then mysteriously asked if they could do it on April 30 instead. Clearly, this was because of Flunk Day. <--- Probably because he moved his midterm to today. <--- Confirmed. He wanted the midterm moved to today. | |
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== May 6 == | == May 6 == | ||
− | + | There now its a thing <--- May 6th exists. Flunk day does not.<---Much appreciated. | |
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== May 7 == | == May 7 == | ||
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Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | ||
− | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. | + | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. |
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[[Category: Flunk Day]] | [[Category: Flunk Day]] |