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'''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | '''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | ||
− | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS | + | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS!!! |
− | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! | + | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!''' |
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== '''Was 2012 The Final Flunk?''' == | == '''Was 2012 The Final Flunk?''' == | ||
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http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | ||
− | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ | + | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ |
The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | ||
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8:30 Craig Southern parked his car and then went into Post... stocking up on flunk day mixers from the c store? <-- CONFIRMED. | 8:30 Craig Southern parked his car and then went into Post... stocking up on flunk day mixers from the c store? <-- CONFIRMED. | ||
− | 9:06 Xavier spotted with his four-footer, THIS COULD BE HUGE <--- | + | 9:06 Xavier spotted with his four-footer, THIS COULD BE HUGE <--- You mean Magneto? Or is that the good guy? <--- Oh god, the underclassmen have no idea about [[Xavier Romano]] and his four-foot [[bong]] |
9:08 Out of the sky came a ufo that just unleashed a horde of velociraptors with lincoln hats. FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW!!!! | 9:08 Out of the sky came a ufo that just unleashed a horde of velociraptors with lincoln hats. FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW!!!! | ||
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9:46pm Alum Sarah Johnson spotted on campus talking about celebrating the Holiday of Flunk, this girl likes to party, could it be true? | 9:46pm Alum Sarah Johnson spotted on campus talking about celebrating the Holiday of Flunk, this girl likes to party, could it be true? | ||
− | 10:08pm College photographer John Williams seen cleaning all of his memory cards so he can take many photos at tomorrow's Flunk Day. -- John actually has the day off tomorrow <---- | + | 10:08pm College photographer John Williams seen cleaning all of his memory cards so he can take many photos at tomorrow's Flunk Day. -- John actually has the day off tomorrow <---- IRRELEVANT. THERE IS NO DAY OFF. ONLY FLUNK.<--- Well, when you think about it Flunk Day is a day off. So yeah there is a day off, it's flunk day. <--- John will have to work on Flunk Day, even if its his day off <--- SO IT ALL COMES BACK TO THERE IS NO DAY OFF! |
10:29 [[Hannah Basil]] just mooned [[Regina Rosenbrock]]. Flunk!! | 10:29 [[Hannah Basil]] just mooned [[Regina Rosenbrock]]. Flunk!! | ||
10:33 All is quiet <--8 it's quiet in space <--8 The theme for flunk day is Space <--8 Flunk Day is Tomorrow! <--8THIS COULD BE HUGE | 10:33 All is quiet <--8 it's quiet in space <--8 The theme for flunk day is Space <--8 Flunk Day is Tomorrow! <--8THIS COULD BE HUGE | ||
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+ | 10:43 John Cusimano just ran around SMC showing a Friar pre-selection text. Where are your seniors? Is this faked? It is too early for friar pulling...<---THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE MASSIVE<---8They'd be pretty stupid to send it out this early. <---8 can someone confirm this? Because if this is true I didn't get one :((((((((<---8I didn't either.<--- Maybe none of you are actually friars. John Cusimano is a drunk and notoriously unreliable (see April 24th prediction) I would know, I am his roommate. | ||
10:51 pm So many people out and about. Spring fever or FLUNK FEVER?! Flunk is in the air... | 10:51 pm So many people out and about. Spring fever or FLUNK FEVER?! Flunk is in the air... | ||
− | 10:55 PM Realize the book I am reading has no print, the pages are blank | + | 10:55 PM Realize the book I am reading has no print, the pages are blank. |
10:59 PM- First years screaming out FLUNNNNNNNK DAY in the quads. Clearly Wednesday. | 10:59 PM- First years screaming out FLUNNNNNNNK DAY in the quads. Clearly Wednesday. | ||
− | If Tuesday and Wednesday are both not Flunk Day that would be three consecutive days of potential flunk missed, is that unprecedented? I mean three days over the course of a two week stretch maybe, but three days in a row, with good weather to boot? I fear for the safety of all those on this campus in that doomsday scenario.<--- | + | If Tuesday and Wednesday are both not Flunk Day that would be three consecutive days of potential flunk missed, is that unprecedented? I mean three days over the course of a two week stretch maybe, but three days in a row, with good weather to boot? I fear for the safety of all those on this campus in that doomsday scenario.<---And now there is an official Flunk Day song? Oh boy, if this stagnates for another week we could be in trouble. |
11:09PM Knox Fox spotted on campus!Flunkin' Awesome | 11:09PM Knox Fox spotted on campus!Flunkin' Awesome | ||
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11:15PM Semi without trailer seen driving on South St. Lack of trailer is flunking suspicious..... | 11:15PM Semi without trailer seen driving on South St. Lack of trailer is flunking suspicious..... | ||
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+ | 11:24PM FRIARS ARE MEETING AT ENTRANCE OF SMC AT 1 AM!!!!!! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME GO CHECK FOR YOURSELF!!!! ITS FLUNK DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!8---> I smell a... TROLL - IN THE DUNGEON!!! <----8 I wish, but it's waaaay to early for that to be happening. <-------- did someone just change the meeting place from the field house at 12:30am to entrance of SMC at 1am? Are they trying to cover up their tracks? <--I saw the text and the seniors are lying to us! it's smc! | ||
11:27PM Mike Youkhana says tomorrow cannot be Flunk Day because he does not yet have his Flunk Day stash. What a doofus!!! | 11:27PM Mike Youkhana says tomorrow cannot be Flunk Day because he does not yet have his Flunk Day stash. What a doofus!!! | ||
− | + | 11:30PM Nick Tollman seen sweating profusely in anticipation. Tis be Flunk day. | |
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− | 11:30PM Nick Tollman seen sweating profusely in anticipation. Tis be Flunk day. | ||
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− | + | friars are meeting at the east side of the field house at 12:30! <--- THAT IS TOO EARLY YOU FRESHMAN | |
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− | + | 11:36 PM: [[Matt Barry]] is in the pub office at 11:36 and IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY. Flunk Day is tomorrow. <--- Matt Barry is a witch. Maybe Matt Barry controls Flunk Day. <--- or better yet, he controls Andrei, they do live together <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE <--- The secrets of Flunk, revealed. | |
− | + | What's with the lack of substantial evidence? Check the mailroom for paper covering the windows! Scout the parking lots around town for suspicious vehicles! We need EVIDENCE before we can confirm the Flunk! <-----SOMEONE CHECK THE CAF AND SEE IF THE LIGHTS ARE ON! | |
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All content deleted from this post. proof that flunk day is Wednesday??? <- it was deleted because people were using the f-word on the internetz <-NOT THE "F" WORD!?!?! | All content deleted from this post. proof that flunk day is Wednesday??? <- it was deleted because people were using the f-word on the internetz <-NOT THE "F" WORD!?!?! | ||
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+ | FUCK YOU <<< THIS COULD BE HUGE <<< ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! == Stop posting this stuff!!! No one cares they will cancel whatever! THE FLUNK is more IMPORTANT. Go home Freshman you're DRUNK and you don't know anything. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! == (see schedules below) | ||
+ | Melvin Taylor's birthday but it doesn't mean it's Flunk Day. | ||
+ | Rup Sarkar predicts that today might be flunk day. Listen to the gospel of the Rup. <-- What day doesn't Rup think is flunk day, Jesus tap dancing christ | ||
+ | Last weekend, upon being asked when Flunk Day will be, Goldie flipped his lottery calendar to May 1st and said "Probably then". They installed the bars on the quickie just in time. | ||
THIS JUST IN: Admissions Ambassadors Monthly Meeting moved to NEXT WEDNESDAY. I know they know nothing about the day, but my suspicions are quite high... | THIS JUST IN: Admissions Ambassadors Monthly Meeting moved to NEXT WEDNESDAY. I know they know nothing about the day, but my suspicions are quite high... | ||
− | It was May 1st last year... would they repeat the date? <---- we don't expect them to repeat the date, making this the perfect day! | + | It was May 1st last year... would they repeat the date? <---- we don't expect them to repeat the date, making this the perfect day! |
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− | + | Monday, 3:01 pm: An informant tells me that caf workers have been informed not to bake ahead because Wednesday is FLUNK DAY. No names so they don't get in trouble. | |
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+ | == May 2 == | ||
− | + | So apparently [[Daniel Beers]] asked [[Anna Meier]] and [[Katie Miller]] to give a presentation in his class on May 2 but then mysteriously asked if they could do it on April 30 instead. Clearly, this was because of Flunk Day. <--- Probably because he moved his midterm to today. <--- Confirmed. He wanted the midterm moved to today. <--- you guys are lame. where is the Spirit of Flunk???? | |
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== May 6 == | == May 6 == | ||
− | + | There now its a thing <--- May 6th exists. Flunk day does not.<---Much appreciated. | |
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== May 7 == | == May 7 == | ||
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Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | ||
− | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. | + | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. |
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== May 13 == | == May 13 == | ||
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[[Category: Flunk Day]] | [[Category: Flunk Day]] |