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'''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | '''GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK | ||
| − | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS | + | FLUNK TRUMPS ALL OTHER SCHOOL-PLANNED EVENTS!!! |
| − | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! | + | '''ROGER TAYLOR LINCOLN CARL SANDBURG! OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA!''' |
== The MudPit == | == The MudPit == | ||
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| − | This year, the school seems to be taking it all a little more seriously - they have dumped sand and mulch onto it. In response, student organization considers the following; | + | This year, the school seems to be taking it all a little more seriously - they have dumped sand and mulch onto it. In response, student organization considers the following; |
1 - We '''understand''' and '''respect''' the obvious safety and cleanliness concerns from the administration. | 1 - We '''understand''' and '''respect''' the obvious safety and cleanliness concerns from the administration. | ||
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http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | http://www.theknoxstudent.com/editors/ | ||
| − | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ | + | Sophomore [[Cody Sehl]] has made a thing of beauty: http://isitflunkdayyet.com/ |
The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | The Official [[Sam Martone]] Flunk Day Prediction stands at a bold April 24. | ||
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I REPEAT, THEY ARE FILLING IN THE MUD PIT WITH SAND AND MULCH! | I REPEAT, THEY ARE FILLING IN THE MUD PIT WITH SAND AND MULCH! | ||
WHAT THE FLUNK ARE THEY DOING?!?!?!?!?<--They do that every year. The mud pit is not sanctioned by KNOX. Of course they are going to try and stop students.<--- correct, but why would they do this now unless the Flunk is close enough where students could not reverse the damage. Which is why i think the flunk is soon. How soon? Tomorrow soon. | WHAT THE FLUNK ARE THEY DOING?!?!?!?!?<--They do that every year. The mud pit is not sanctioned by KNOX. Of course they are going to try and stop students.<--- correct, but why would they do this now unless the Flunk is close enough where students could not reverse the damage. Which is why i think the flunk is soon. How soon? Tomorrow soon. | ||
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11:28 am: Caf lady who took my card at breakfast said "no flunk day today, huh?" and gave me a coy smile. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED FOR WEDNESDAY | 11:28 am: Caf lady who took my card at breakfast said "no flunk day today, huh?" and gave me a coy smile. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED FOR WEDNESDAY | ||
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3:50 P.M. I've gathered a few friends to clear the mudpit at 11:00 tonight. We could really use the help in getting it ready. Meet at the pit at 11 if you want to help! And bring your friends!<---It's a trap!<---Campus Safety posted this its a sting operation they just gonna bust ya'll | 3:50 P.M. I've gathered a few friends to clear the mudpit at 11:00 tonight. We could really use the help in getting it ready. Meet at the pit at 11 if you want to help! And bring your friends!<---It's a trap!<---Campus Safety posted this its a sting operation they just gonna bust ya'll | ||
| − | 4:13PM " | + | 4:13PM no one gives a shit about flunk day anymore. this has happened for the past two years, everyone gets hyped up then annoyed so all flunk day they just drink more. this is why no one likes union board, instead of optimizing excitement they ruin it then get all huffy when people bitch about them. <-- You're complaining about THEM ruining the excitement? Look at your own post you whiny hypocrite. I'm annoyed too but its only been two prospective days that haven't turned out. You can't speak for everyone saying that "no one gives a shit anymore," that is far from true. <<-- As much as you think it's your God-given right to have flunk day, an awesome activity that few other college students will ever get to experience, you really have no right to bitch at the Flunk Day Planners. They work their asses off with you in mind. I don't know the intricate details of flunk day planning, or if they have any ability to change a preset date, but I'm pretty sure that they can't change it just because there's nice weather. Yes, it sucks that flunk day wasn't the 30th, but at least we get one. I'd much rather have one when it's raining than none at all. If you would like to further discuss this, please email me. Sincerely, Alyssa Gill. <---- ALL THE KIDS AT KNOX COLLEGE LIKED FLUNK DAY A LOT! BUT THE FLUNK GRINCH WHO MADE THIS POST DID NOT! <- first, it has NOT been only 2 prospective days, there were a few good days last week. im allowed to voice my opinion the same way you are. they missed the flunk day train. \ <--- I'm a first-year and I just really wish they would tell us what day Flunk Day was going to be. I need to know for my studies. <--Well then it wouldn't be FLUNK day would it? <-- Well well. They missed a few good days. Bro, they plan this stuf literally months and months ahead. April 26th has been the earliest Flunk Day for anyone here. That was like 5 days ago. last year it was May 1st, the year before May 2nd. Get over yourself. When they planned this, they had no idea about the weather, and pretty much every day was a good opportunity. Please, pull that stick out of your ass, and use it to dig the mud pit. Or wait, don't, that'd be gross. But still. Shut up and start drinking. Also, Alyssa Gill, you're my flunking hero. <------ First-year, I felt the same way on my first Flunk Day. Everyone was always telling me how great it was but I had no proof, and I HATED (still hate) the scares. I know everyone keeps telling you this, but just hold on for Flunk Day. I promise it will be worth it! Until then, settle down and know that you will understand the Flunk Day spirit soon enough. |
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| + | ^^"Please, pull that stick out of your ass, and use it to dig the mud pit." Best quote on The Wikifire. | ||
4:29 PM: Craig and Debbie Southern seen leaving Deb Southern's office and Old Main in a hurry. | 4:29 PM: Craig and Debbie Southern seen leaving Deb Southern's office and Old Main in a hurry. | ||
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9:32 PM: Sam Auch has planned her flunk day outfit. Flunk day is tomorrow. | 9:32 PM: Sam Auch has planned her flunk day outfit. Flunk day is tomorrow. | ||
| − | 9:30 PM THERE IS A GOD DAMN RIOT AND/OR OCCUPY MOVEMENT AT THE PIT <-- y'all need Jesus <-- What! What is happening exactly? <------ #OCCUPYMUDPIT2013 <-- they're all standing around the mud pit. taking out the mulch? maybe chanting? idk. and someone said giving up their IDs? to campus safety? something like that. it's a hot mess. <--- because of this unity in times of struggle the Flunk shall soon be upon us | + | 9:30 PM THERE IS A GOD DAMN RIOT AND/OR OCCUPY MOVEMENT AT THE PIT <-- y'all need Jesus <-- What! What is happening exactly? <------ #OCCUPYMUDPIT2013 <-- they're all standing around the mud pit. taking out the mulch? maybe chanting? idk. and someone said giving up their IDs? to campus safety? something like that. it's a hot mess. <--- because of this unity in times of struggle the Flunk shall soon be upon us |
9:46pm Occu-Flunk Day students remove mulch from mud pit with hands because campus safety confiscated shovels | 9:46pm Occu-Flunk Day students remove mulch from mud pit with hands because campus safety confiscated shovels | ||
| − | 10:00PM FLOOP IS A MADMAN, HELP US, SAVE US. <---- | + | 10:00PM FLOOP IS A MADMAN, HELP US, SAVE US. <----CONFIRMED |
10:00PM: This was found outside of the Union Board office tonight (http://tinypic.com/r/nd5vgy/5)<-- Bull. Fucking. Shit | 10:00PM: This was found outside of the Union Board office tonight (http://tinypic.com/r/nd5vgy/5)<-- Bull. Fucking. Shit | ||
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10:24 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE MUD PIT RIGHT NOW! GO, UNDERCLASSMEN, GO!! KEEP IT UP!! <---CONFIRMED, there is hope for the future after all!<----- http://qkme.me/3u6ojh | 10:24 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING AT THE MUD PIT RIGHT NOW! GO, UNDERCLASSMEN, GO!! KEEP IT UP!! <---CONFIRMED, there is hope for the future after all!<----- http://qkme.me/3u6ojh | ||
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== May 6 == | == May 6 == | ||
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it's [[Gabrielle Rajerison]]'s birthday!! she is just sassy enough that the planners might have listened to her assuredly convincing argument that flunk day be today. | it's [[Gabrielle Rajerison]]'s birthday!! she is just sassy enough that the planners might have listened to her assuredly convincing argument that flunk day be today. | ||
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== May 7 == | == May 7 == | ||
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Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | Date of UB music event changed to May 8th from the 11th. <---Moved due to a Knox Dems event that day | ||
| − | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. <--- Not true at all. Liz Carlin Metz has little power. She is just a woman who thinks way too highly of herself and lets everyone around her know it. | + | [[Liz Carlin-Metz]], Professor and Smith V. Brand Endowed Chair in Theatre Arts, told her directing class that Flunk Day should be on May 8. And thus our queen has spoken, and so it shall be. <--- it's true the theatre professors wield more power than you might think <--- Not that much power. <--- no it's true it has to do with the scheduling of theatre plays and stuff. they're doing like a new play carnival they have to have the schedule so they can plan when the plays are gonna be. <--- Not confirmed. <--- no, it's true i talked to this girl who is in the New Play Carnival! <--- Liz is ruler of all and the godmother of empress Blue Ivy (as well as BFFs with her mother The Queen Bey so that they may bask in each others fabulosity and be drunk) and therefore holds all of the power. She also holds the unofficial title of the Petting Zoo Keeper at this [[New Plays Carnival]]. <--- Not true at all. Liz Carlin Metz has little power. She is just a woman who thinks way too highly of herself and lets everyone around her know it. |
== May 9 == | == May 9 == | ||
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Why is this day even here? | Why is this day even here? | ||
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[[Category: Flunk Day]] | [[Category: Flunk Day]] | ||
