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− | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. | + | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will Professor Umbridge (The Deans Southern) finally and forever kill fun? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. |
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==June 18, 2014== | ==June 18, 2014== | ||
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11:17 PM- Seniors in the Hamblin area screaming that Flunk Day is tomorrow. | 11:17 PM- Seniors in the Hamblin area screaming that Flunk Day is tomorrow. | ||
− | [[Cassie McLaughlin]] asked [[Diana Marutyan]] to cover her C-Store shift tomorrow. Surely this means that Flunk Day isn't tomorrow??? | + | [[Cassie McLaughlin]] asked [[Diana Marutyan]] to cover her C-Store shift tomorrow. Surely this means that Flunk Day isn't tomorrow??? |
I asked [[Cassie McLaughlin]] if Flunk Day was tomorrow and she said, "I don't know, is it?" FLUNK CONFIRMED | I asked [[Cassie McLaughlin]] if Flunk Day was tomorrow and she said, "I don't know, is it?" FLUNK CONFIRMED | ||
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[[Coltan Parker]]'s planner has X's on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. What does this mean?? | [[Coltan Parker]]'s planner has X's on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. What does this mean?? | ||
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==Sunday, April 26== | ==Sunday, April 26== | ||
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==Monday, April 27== | ==Monday, April 27== | ||
Nothing on the calendar for today and nothing on the Wikifire yet either? Suspicious... | Nothing on the calendar for today and nothing on the Wikifire yet either? Suspicious... | ||
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==Wednesday, April 29== | ==Wednesday, April 29== | ||
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It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. | It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. | ||
On April 6th, many Yik Yakers cited this as the foreshadowed date of the annual Flunk. They cited a booking with Entertainment Avenue as the reason behind such staunch belief, but this information is yet to be confirmed... <---- Entertainment Avenue doesn't keep listings of their bookings out on the website, so is it a flunk planner trying to throw us off, an excited freshman, or someone IN THE KNOW!!!! <--- don't you think the agency would know about the secrecy of the event, especially if they've been used before??? It's not going to be that easy to get the date from the company | On April 6th, many Yik Yakers cited this as the foreshadowed date of the annual Flunk. They cited a booking with Entertainment Avenue as the reason behind such staunch belief, but this information is yet to be confirmed... <---- Entertainment Avenue doesn't keep listings of their bookings out on the website, so is it a flunk planner trying to throw us off, an excited freshman, or someone IN THE KNOW!!!! <--- don't you think the agency would know about the secrecy of the event, especially if they've been used before??? It's not going to be that easy to get the date from the company | ||
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CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen | CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen | ||
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==Thursday, April 30== | ==Thursday, April 30== | ||
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The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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==Friday, May 1== | ==Friday, May 1== | ||
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Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed | Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed | ||
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==Wednesday, May 6== | ==Wednesday, May 6== | ||
Later in the term, to avoid backlash from students and bad weather. Good midweek break. Coltan has his worst classes on Wednesdays - it stands to reason he would try to avoid them. No athletic events scheduled this day. THIS IS IT. ==> Best Buddy Olympics is today, I doubt planners would force that to be rescheduled. <----- when was the best buddy Olympics scheduled? If it wasn't in the fall basically, it wouldn't be taken into account when picking the day. It could STILL BE FLUNK | Later in the term, to avoid backlash from students and bad weather. Good midweek break. Coltan has his worst classes on Wednesdays - it stands to reason he would try to avoid them. No athletic events scheduled this day. THIS IS IT. ==> Best Buddy Olympics is today, I doubt planners would force that to be rescheduled. <----- when was the best buddy Olympics scheduled? If it wasn't in the fall basically, it wouldn't be taken into account when picking the day. It could STILL BE FLUNK | ||
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==Thursday, May 7== | ==Thursday, May 7== | ||
Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 | Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 | ||
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==Thursday, May 14== | ==Thursday, May 14== |