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| − | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. | + | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will Professor Umbridge (The Deans Southern) finally and forever kill fun? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. |
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| | ==June 18, 2014== | | ==June 18, 2014== |
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| | ==Sunday, April 26== | | ==Sunday, April 26== |
| | April 26, 1995: "The Making of Jurassic Park" aired | | April 26, 1995: "The Making of Jurassic Park" aired |
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| − | There's a punk show on Sunday night at 8 at the barber shop. This means flunk must be Monday. Punk day!!!!
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| | 1:20 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]], confirmed Flunk Day Planner, is blasting the Jurassic Park theme from her apartment!!! WHY SHE DO THIS?? BECAUSE FLUNK DAY IS MONDAY!!!<---confirmed. | | 1:20 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]], confirmed Flunk Day Planner, is blasting the Jurassic Park theme from her apartment!!! WHY SHE DO THIS?? BECAUSE FLUNK DAY IS MONDAY!!!<---confirmed. |
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| | 2:24 PM - Just spotted Travis walking through Seymour. Is he usually here on weekends? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED!! Travis works every weekend NOT CONFIRMED | | 2:24 PM - Just spotted Travis walking through Seymour. Is he usually here on weekends? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED!! Travis works every weekend NOT CONFIRMED |
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| − | 2:30 PM - Walmart is pretty close to cleaned out - everyone is stocking up for Flunk Day tomorrow
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| | 2:45 PM- Just got off the phone with Teresa, they're adding Paleontology as a major. THIS COULD BE HUUUUGE | | 2:45 PM- Just got off the phone with Teresa, they're adding Paleontology as a major. THIS COULD BE HUUUUGE |
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| | 3:53 PM - Overheard Michelle Weber saying "...gotta finish this work before tomorrow" <---Who says that?? FLUNK DAY MUST BE TOMORROW!! | | 3:53 PM - Overheard Michelle Weber saying "...gotta finish this work before tomorrow" <---Who says that?? FLUNK DAY MUST BE TOMORROW!! |
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| − | 4:01 PM - No copies of TKS left in the caf or in the library. They probably got rid of them so they could replace them with the Flunk Day Issue. [[Travis Greenlee]] and TKS Editor [[Kate Mishkin]] were spotted weeks ago walking through Seymour carrying stacks of TKS. Probably the Flunk Day issue. Probably tomorrow. | + | 4:01 PM - No copies of TKS left in the caf or in the library. They probably got rid of them so they could replace them with the Flunk Day Issue. Travis and TKS Editor Kate Mishkin were spotted weeks ago walking through Seymour carrying stacks of TKS. Probably the Flunk Day issue. Probably tomorrow. |
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| | 4:50 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]] spotted near library sipping out of her Flunk Day flask!<-- CONFIRMED!! | | 4:50 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]] spotted near library sipping out of her Flunk Day flask!<-- CONFIRMED!! |
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| | 7:00 PM - SPOTTED! [[Ashlee Pitts]] seen leaving sorority chapter early for a "project". | | 7:00 PM - SPOTTED! [[Ashlee Pitts]] seen leaving sorority chapter early for a "project". |
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| − | 7:45 PM - LATER, ASHLEE PITTS SEEN WEARING DINOSAUR HAT!! <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE! pics or it didn't happen | + | 7:45 PM - LATER, ASHLEE PITTS SEEEN WEARING DINOSAUR HAT!! |
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| − | [[file:flunkday.jpg]] <--- Yup that's her alright! FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!
| + | ==Monday, April 27== |
| | + | Nothing on the calendar for today and nothing on the Wikifire yet either? Suspicious... |
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| | + | The planners really like Mondays. Flunk Day has been on a Monday for the last couple of years. I'm sure it's this day. I can just feel it. |
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| − | 8:01 PM - [[Hannah Cloh]] told [[Coltan Parker]] that she didn't want Flunk Day to be this week. Coltan Parker told her he wanted it to be this week. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!
| + | A little pterodactyl just flew by my window and told me that this will be the day. Would the cute little thing lie to me? That's your call but I'd get ready for a three day weekend!!! LET'S MOTHER FLIPPING FLUNK!!! |
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| − | 8:20 PM - [[Brad Musselman]] mentioned that he hoped flunk day was tomorrow. [[Coltan Parker]] replied that he hopes so as well.
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| − | 8:43 PM - People on Yik Yak are saying that the baseball games tomorrow are cancelled. Can someone confirm this? --- Games aren't cancelled. Tomorrow is suddenly dubious
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| − | 9:13 PM - [[Michelle Weber]] spotted heading for the UB office. Curious. Veeerryyyyy curious.
| + | There's a punk show on Sunday night at 8 at the barber shop. This means flunk must be Monday. Punk day!!!! |
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| − | 9:40 pm- [[Ashlee Pitts]] is working on a " project". What kind of project? Obviously of the flunk variety.
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| − | 9:55 pm- Lots more shouting outside than is normal for a Sunday night... I think campus is feeling the spirit
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| − | Approx. 10:00 pm - Knox Enquirer releases a "Flunk Watch!" article telling us to get some rest. THIS COULD BE HUGE, but it could also just be satire.
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| − | 10:22 pm - Flunk Day planner tweets a confirmation that flunk day is indeed NOT Tuesday (https://twitter.com/catsiegoesmeow/status/592891526407159808)
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| − | 10:27 pm- Official Knox College Flunk Day predictor [[Jazmine Kenny]] was spotted passed out in the CAT lab...Too much flunk in her veins? <--- CONFIRMED!!!
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| − | 10:33 pm- Sirens blaring extra loudly- EXCITED FOR FLUNK?????
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| − | 10:53 pm- People on Yik Yak trying to deny the Flunk #hatersgonnahate
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| − | 11:09 pm- Trucks spotted in Galesburg. Why would trucks come to galesburg if its not the FLUNK? <---------- CONFIRMED!!! THIS IS HUGE!!!! <------- At hotels, or Walmart? Cuz if they're at Walmart or other stores, those have to restock. If they're at a bunch of hotels: PREPARE TO FLUNK <--- THEY ARE AT THE HOLIDAY INN!!! <-- Pics or it didn't happen.
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| − | 11:24 pm- Campus Safety officer says, "It'd be an awful good day for it tomorrow." Flunk confirmed???
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| − | 11:55 PM - [[Jessie Dixon]] JUST CURSED ME OUT IN SPANISH! EL DIA DE FLUNK HAS TO BE NEAR!
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| − | 12:04 AM - Flunk Day Planner [[Cassie McLaughlin]] posted a status on Facebook reading "such flunk :)" ??? A planner probably wouldn't let us in on it like that. But then again, she could be trying to throw off the scent... <------- she is trolling on literally everything tonight. No hints to be had here
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| − | 12:20AM Flunk Day Planner and World-Renowned Cranky-Pants Wiktoria posted a status "I hope people aren't pulling all-nighters because they will regret it tomorrow." PROOF
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| − | 12:35 AM Forrest is doing an all-nighter, and she ALWAYS does an all-nighter before FLANK DAY
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| − | 12:51 AM Lots of cops out and about tonight, just driving up and down south st. Single balloon spotted on corner of South and West. Flunk day confirmed. <--- that balloon was me sorry I actually can't believe it's still there maybe it's even more of a sign
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| − | 1:05 Mikko Jimenez and other seniors spotted drunk as skunks in Founders. The Flunk is all too real.
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| − | 1:18 Goldie thinks its gonna be today, Monday.
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| − | 2:25 Travis was seen outside Old Main! THIS IS HUGE! FLUNK DAY IS TODAY! <----PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!!
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| − | 5:55 am - Some brave scarers were doused with ice cold water by a group of freshman boiz in the quads. Freshmen are getting angrier.
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| − | 8:00 pm-Travis and flunk day planners seen on second floor of Alumni Hall. FINISHING UP LAST MINUTE DETAILS?!
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| − | All Day- Lawns were mowed today. Always the day before the Flunk. Is it upon us?!?!<---confirmed. THIS COULD BE HUGE!!
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| | ==Tuesday, April 28== | | ==Tuesday, April 28== |
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| | I'm suspicious that this date was not included yet. Are they hiding something???? | | I'm suspicious that this date was not included yet. Are they hiding something???? |
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| − | There's a Milk Route performance for writing majors, which isn't even until 7:30pm. PLENTY of time for flunk <-- they will reschedule Milk Route around Flunk Day! This does not rule out the 28th! | + | There's a Milk Route performance for writing majors, which isn't even until 7:30pm. PLENTY of time for flunk |
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| − | ...Today is the day <---- confirmed. the conditions are just right.
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| − | 8:55 am - [[Craig Southern]] sends an email about a "steam leak" in Post... Steam leak, or covering up for experiments gone wrong?????
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| − | 1:30 pm - [[Coltan Parker]] just wrote a FB status saying "Hope everybody's having a great and safe flunk day!" COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT WE MISSED THE FLUNK??
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| − | 7:39 pm - Everything is suspiciously quite on the Flunk Front. Definitely a set up for a serious surprise
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| − | 10:22 pm - pterodactyl screech heard in the distance. I know it was a pterodactyl. I'm a scientist. <--- CONFIRMED
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| − | Earlier today Travis said he felt like the most watched man on campus, then proceeded to go into his office and close the door. LAST MINUTE FLUNK PLANNING?
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| − | Behind the scenes: calendar in the caf has today marked out in all black. They are prepared to flunk. <-- probably too late, but, pics?
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| − | 10:45 pm - Trailer parked in the shadows of the Holiday Inn parking lot. THIS COULD BE HUGE! <------ Pics or it didn't happen!
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| − | Travis spotted decorating his flunk day jug in campus life office. The flunk is on!
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| − | 11:10 pm - There are supposedly Dinosaur prints spray painted on the sidewalks around campus. If someone can confirm, then THIS COULD BE HUGE <----- CONFIRMED!!!!! I SAW THEM!!!!!!!! THIS IS HUGE!!!!!!!
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| − | 11:31 pm - Campus is quiet. Is everyone asleep, prepping for an early Flunk? Flunk Day Eve?
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| − | 11:50 pm - DINO FOOTPRINTS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ACROSS CAMPUS! <------ PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN <----BOOM these were between aux gym and old main [http://imgur.com/2bdgd5l], these were between caf and the quads[http://imgur.com/qgma5Vk], and these were between smc and the library [http://imgur.com/7KzvrGz,qgma5Vk,2bdgd5l#2] <---------- my picture to add to the bunch http://i.imgur.com/bGfr5Rl.jpg?1 <--- APPARENTLY Travis was seen walking with spray paint tonight!
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| − | 12:20 AM - Can anyone else confirm any suspicious activity like trucks at the hotel? Raptors roaming the streets? <--- SPOTTED A RAPTOR NEAR HAMBLIN! [http://i.imgur.com/tWDWWmB.jpg]
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| − | 12:23 AM - The phones are being debugged, so a few minor systems might go off. OR ALL FLUNK COULD BREAK LOOSE
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| − | 12:37 AM - Dinosaur noises heard coming from Travis's apartment. IT'S TIME. <--- Flunk Day planners got real dinosaurs for the special day. They spared no expense <------ If there are no inflatables tomorrow, it's because the planners spent the whole budget to recreate dinos, Jurassic Park-style
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| − | 1:20 AM - TRAVIS JUST CANCELED A MEETING THAT WAS SCHEDULED FOR TODAY!!! [http://i.imgur.com/2jDgLFq.jpg] THIS COULD BE HUGEEE <----------- LIAR, you can easily see that the email is fake + the text is fake (try harder next time!!!)
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| − | 1:40 AM - Suspicious all white Rent-A-Center semi spotted in the Quality Inn parking lot. THIS COULD BE HUGE <----- This could be the real deal, this could actually be HUGE. <--Why Rent-A-Center? Hmm not convinced…
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| − | 2:28 AM - Multiple reports of dinosaur noises around campus. They have been let been let loose. Flunk onward comrades.
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| − | 2:50 AM - [[Dushawn Darling]] spotted donning his famous pink booty shorts and green cape!!!
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| − | 4:18 AM - Truck-backing-up beeps could be heard from Post!!!!! <------ it was only a food delivery, the lawn is still bare
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| − | 6:10 AM - A damn good scare was given this morning. <--- Also broke out into a water fight between freshmen and seniors. <------ Not just water. Rumors cite milk, juice, and one freshman girl who was stopped by her RA before going after the scarers with a bat... As a consequence, the quads will potentially be woken up by their RAs instead of Friars <--- A bat? Seriously? WHERE'S THE FLUNK DAY SPIRIT, QUADS???
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| | It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. | | It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. |
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| | CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen | | CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen |
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| − | 11:25 AM - Claudia in the biology department knows SMASHMOUTH will be here for the flunk!!! Oh. Also it is tomorrow!! CAN ANYONE ELSE SMELL THE FLUNK????
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| − | 1:10 PM - Unknown Yellows apt. heard blasting SMASHMOUTH songs.... Do they know something???? <-- Travis, we know it's you. So shut the fuck up.
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| − | 2:48 PM - Hadley has started drinking out of her flunk day water bottle!!! <------ Hadley who? <--- Hadley WHO?!? <---- SECRET FLUNK DAY PLANNER
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| − | 2:55 PM - a student, when meeting with Helmut Meyer of dining services, saw his calendar marked with a circle and stars on Wednesday the 29th of April, before he hastily covered it up. THIS IS HUGE. FLUNK IS UPON US.
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| − | 4:38 PM - Casey Mendoza spotted at the Gizmo. Her presence signifies Flunk Day.
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| − | 8:15 PM - [[Michelle Weber]]'s neck has begun to stretch and the nubbin of a tail is forming on her backside. It is confirmed. She is turning into a dinosaur, just as every Flunk Day Eve before.
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| − | 9;05 PM - Precious snowflake and alumnus [[Andrew Cook]] has changed his Facebook profile picture to a Mud Pit of yore. FLUNK CONFIRMED.
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| − | 9:33 PM - [[Bridget Golembiewski]] "tastes Flunk Day in the air. Like a reptile."
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| − | 10:13 PM - 4 shakes out of 5 of a magic eight ball says it is going to be Flunk tomorrow <----Statistically significant for Flunk!!!!
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| − | 11:16 PM - Don't really know him <--- CONFIRMED <--- DOUBLE CONFIRMED.
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| − | 11:34 PM- According to Yik Yak, there are white trucks at Holiday Inn. Does anyone have pictures?
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| − | 11:34 PM- "Dinosaur" by Ke$ha just came up on my roommate's playlist! Sign of Flunk to come?????????????????????
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| − | 11:42 PM- Angel seen at WalMart buying his flunk day stash. Obviously tomorrow is flunk day.
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| − | 11:45 PM - Lady at wallgreens asked a knox student if she was ready for tomorrow!! THIS COULD BE HUGE.
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| − | IT"S FLUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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| | The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | | The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. |
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| | ==Friday, May 1== | | ==Friday, May 1== |
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| | Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed | | Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed |
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| | ==Tuesday, May 5== | | ==Tuesday, May 5== |
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| | ==Thursday, May 7== | | ==Thursday, May 7== |
| | Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 | | Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 |
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| | ==Thursday, May 14== | | ==Thursday, May 14== |
