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− | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. | + | Considering the "Final Flunk" is already years passed, will there even be a Flunk Day this year? Is it always going to be on a Monday? Will Professor Umbridge (The Deans Southern) finally and forever kill fun? Will [[Students For Flunk Day Truth]] actually "battle against the academic gluttony of the East Coast Ivory Tower Intellectual Liberal Elitists" and once and for all convince the Knox community that Flunk Day is not, in fact, real? Most importantly, what we must ask ourselves at such times is, "Should I grab my [[bong]] and [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]] now and squeeze and extra 12 hours out of this Flunk Day or wait for the email?" For answers, we look to history: [[Flunk Day 2014]], [[Flunk Day 2013]], and so on. As for tangible, informed sources, we know that only the true harbinger of Flunk is that revered pastoral scene of [[Xavier Romano]] and [[Roger Taylor]] riding Ol' Smokie (their unicorn) and puffing on their 6-footer. Until such a time comes: Flunk on, brave Flunkers, Flunk on. |
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==June 18, 2014== | ==June 18, 2014== | ||
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==Sunday, April 26== | ==Sunday, April 26== | ||
April 26, 1995: "The Making of Jurassic Park" aired | April 26, 1995: "The Making of Jurassic Park" aired | ||
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1:20 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]], confirmed Flunk Day Planner, is blasting the Jurassic Park theme from her apartment!!! WHY SHE DO THIS?? BECAUSE FLUNK DAY IS MONDAY!!!<---confirmed. | 1:20 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]], confirmed Flunk Day Planner, is blasting the Jurassic Park theme from her apartment!!! WHY SHE DO THIS?? BECAUSE FLUNK DAY IS MONDAY!!!<---confirmed. | ||
2:24 PM - Just spotted Travis walking through Seymour. Is he usually here on weekends? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED!! Travis works every weekend NOT CONFIRMED | 2:24 PM - Just spotted Travis walking through Seymour. Is he usually here on weekends? THIS COULD BE HUGE. <---CONFIRMED!! Travis works every weekend NOT CONFIRMED | ||
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2:45 PM- Just got off the phone with Teresa, they're adding Paleontology as a major. THIS COULD BE HUUUUGE | 2:45 PM- Just got off the phone with Teresa, they're adding Paleontology as a major. THIS COULD BE HUUUUGE | ||
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3:53 PM - Overheard Michelle Weber saying "...gotta finish this work before tomorrow" <---Who says that?? FLUNK DAY MUST BE TOMORROW!! | 3:53 PM - Overheard Michelle Weber saying "...gotta finish this work before tomorrow" <---Who says that?? FLUNK DAY MUST BE TOMORROW!! | ||
− | 4:01 PM - No copies of TKS left in the caf or in the library. They probably got rid of them so they could replace them with the Flunk Day Issue. | + | 4:01 PM - No copies of TKS left in the caf or in the library. They probably got rid of them so they could replace them with the Flunk Day Issue. Travis and TKS Editor Kate Mishkin were spotted weeks ago walking through Seymour carrying stacks of TKS. Probably the Flunk Day issue. Probably tomorrow. |
4:50 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]] spotted near library sipping out of her Flunk Day flask!<-- CONFIRMED!! | 4:50 PM - [[Ashlee Pitts]] spotted near library sipping out of her Flunk Day flask!<-- CONFIRMED!! | ||
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7:45 PM - LATER, ASHLEE PITTS SEEN WEARING DINOSAUR HAT!! <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE! pics or it didn't happen | 7:45 PM - LATER, ASHLEE PITTS SEEN WEARING DINOSAUR HAT!! <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE! pics or it didn't happen | ||
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8:01 PM - [[Hannah Cloh]] told [[Coltan Parker]] that she didn't want Flunk Day to be this week. Coltan Parker told her he wanted it to be this week. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!! | 8:01 PM - [[Hannah Cloh]] told [[Coltan Parker]] that she didn't want Flunk Day to be this week. Coltan Parker told her he wanted it to be this week. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!! | ||
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+ | Nothing on the calendar for today and nothing on the Wikifire yet either? Suspicious... | ||
− | + | The planners really like Mondays. Flunk Day has been on a Monday for the last couple of years. I'm sure it's this day. I can just feel it. | |
− | + | A little pterodactyl just flew by my window and told me that this will be the day. Would the cute little thing lie to me? That's your call but I'd get ready for a three day weekend!!! LET'S MOTHER FLIPPING FLUNK!!! | |
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− | + | There's a punk show on Sunday night at 8 at the barber shop. This means flunk must be Monday. Punk day!!!! | |
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==Tuesday, April 28== | ==Tuesday, April 28== | ||
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I'm suspicious that this date was not included yet. Are they hiding something???? | I'm suspicious that this date was not included yet. Are they hiding something???? | ||
− | There's a Milk Route performance for writing majors, which isn't even until 7:30pm. PLENTY of time for flunk | + | There's a Milk Route performance for writing majors, which isn't even until 7:30pm. PLENTY of time for flunk |
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==Wednesday, April 29== | ==Wednesday, April 29== | ||
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It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. | It is confirmed that John Schlaf will be retiring on April 30th. Far more plausible than good ol' John abandoning the campus just in time for a Friday Flunk Day is that he'll put in one last Flunk Day (but JUST one, dammit) and then retire promptly the day afterwards. | ||
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CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen | CASSIE A FLUNK DAY PLANNER HAS AN X IN HER CALENDAR FOR THIS DAY! <---- pics or it didn't happen | ||
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Pretty much nothing on the events calendar | Pretty much nothing on the events calendar | ||
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==Thursday, April 30== | ==Thursday, April 30== | ||
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The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | The lucky numbers on my Joy Garden fortune cookie are 2, 12, 19, 30, 36, 40. I think that means today, the 30th, is the flunk. Or, May 2. Either way, THIS COULD BE HUGE. | ||
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==Friday, May 1== | ==Friday, May 1== | ||
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Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed | Confirmed. May the Fourth be with you. <-- The Union Board is a big fan of Star Wars. <-- Confirmed | ||
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==Tuesday, May 5== | ==Tuesday, May 5== | ||
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==Thursday, May 7== | ==Thursday, May 7== | ||
Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 | Jurassic Park was broadcast on television for the first time on May 7, 1995 | ||
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==Thursday, May 14== | ==Thursday, May 14== |