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A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT
 
A Saturday flunk is NOT out of the question guys....THINK ABOUT IT
 
10:00 pm: Craig Southern and Koreen Kerfoot seen in the Campus Life Office. Impending Flunk plans? What else is there to discuss so late at night?
 
  
 
==Sunday, April 30th==
 
==Sunday, April 30th==
 
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW??  <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!
 
2:30PM ANDREW SALEMI SEEN ENTERING THE DARK CAMPUS LIFE OFFICE?? WHY WOULD HE BE HERE ON A WEEKEND UNLESS IT WAS THE FLUNK TOMORROW??  <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!!
DIG THE MUDPIT!!!
 
Thar be a flunkday on the horizon!! Flunk ho!!
 
 
11:52pm tomorrow its gonna be may #flunkday
 
  
 
==Monday, May 1st==
 
==Monday, May 1st==
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Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?
 
Education Department Secretary, Barbara, was overheard telling a student that an email is sent to staff asking for volunteers on the flunk approximately one week before the flunk. As of last Weds., no email was sent. Could the Flunk be this week?!?!?!?
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TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed
 
TKE and BETA are throwing a block party on Saturday? TOGETHER? These two frats were the biggest rivals 4 years ago and would not even talk to each other. Look at how far we've come. I think it's a sign from the flunk gods <-----Monday Flunk confirmed
  
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THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?
 
THE KNOX FOX CLAIMS TO NOT KNOW WHEN IT IS???? THE MASCOT SHOULD HAVE THIS INFORMATION???? IS FLUNK DAY EVEN REAL?!?!?
 
   
 
   
BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again.... <------ I don't think the planners take reschedules into account, do they???
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BASEBALL GAME RESCHEDULED FOR MONDAY AND APPEARS ON BOTH OUR SCHEDULE AND THE IC SCHEDULE.... SO FLUNK DAY IS NOT MONDAY!!!! <-------confirmed looks like we are looking at a week 8 flunk day again....
  
National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED <----- FLUNK IN LOVE
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National Couple Appreciation Day is observed on May 1st. Is there anything more romantic than flunk day?!?! FLUNK CONFIRMED
 
 
Faculty Meeting is Monday! = DEFINITELY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TODAY <----- I feel like this could be rescheduled pretty easily <-------- faculty member here, it possibly could, but there's so much to vote on, it would set us back too much. Flunk Days probably never going to be on a Faculty Meeting day. <---- shoutout to whatever faculty member that is keeping up with the wikifire. you are a hero.
 
 
 
[2:00 pm] FLUNK DAY PREDICTOR SENT OUT BY OFFICIAL KNOX EMAIL? Is this a sign?? <----- All the results say tomorrow...do they ''literally'' mean tomorrow?????? <---- Yes, bc it was sent out at 2:00 pm. 2. May 2. #CONFIRMED <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!!
 
 
 
THE Knox College Facebook page released a video that is 52 seconds long. 52...5-2...May 2nd...FLUNK CONFIRMED!
 
 
 
 
 
'''Flunk Day Waltz'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Christmas Waltz)
 
 
 
Frosted beer bottles
 
Friars yelling outside
 
Squirrels mating in the tree
 
 
Flunk Day's on its way
 
It's filled with things
 
Things for you and for me
 
 
'''Chorus''':
 
It's that time of year
 
When the world falls in Flunk
 
Every song you hear seems to say
 
"Happy Flunk Day,
 
May your Flunkiest dreams come true"
 
 
And this song of mine
 
In three quarter time
 
Wishes you and yours
 
Happy Flunk Day, too
 
 
Repeat Chorus
 
  
 
==Tuesday, May 2nd==
 
==Tuesday, May 2nd==
Milk Route and Baseball today. Not a Flunk!!! <----- Milk Route does NOT stop the Flunk. The English department has already said that it will just be the week after.
 
 
 
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."
 
[[Callie Rouse]]'s Honor's Defense is today. She says if it's today she'll be posting some aggressive Snapchat stories, to say the least. "I'd be anxious all Flunk Day, that would be terrible."
  
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The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED.  
 
The Knox Fox Facebook has harassing seniors for flunk day information?!?!? Is this all a trick??????? Why doesn't the fox know??? The Fox is not a senior CONFIRMED.  
 
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.
 
FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED.
 
The Hustle Fitness class is today, and that CANNOT be rescheduled. DEFINITELY not today. <----- Confirmed!!!!
 
 
Joanne's Fabric says that "a lot of people have been buying feathers tonight" <---- For pirate captain hats for flunk tomorrow??????
 
 
May 2nd is Scurvy Awareness Day. Seriously, people! Scurvy is the greatest enemy for a pirate at sea. MAY 2ND FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!
 
 
Achem Class hoping for today ( one less lab) ayyeee!'
 
 
Knox College Campus Alert system was tested and everyone received a phone call or a voicemail and 10:07 AM. Is campus safety trying to make sure that the alert system works so we are easily notified it's flunk day?
 
 
THE lawns are being mowed. Is the Flunk upon us?!?!?!
 
 
The hole by Old Main has been filled in! The construction site is still a mess, but the hole is gone, which they probably wouldn't want to still have on Flunk Day. Could this mean we're ready to Flunk?
 
 
'''Flunk Day's Here'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells)
 
 
Running through the Quads
 
And banging on a pan
 
Thank you Flunk Day Gods
 
I'm your biggest fan
 
I'm the Flunk Day King
 
Yes this day's so tight
 
And I just cannot help but sing
 
This Flunking song tonight
 
 
'''Chorus''':
 
Oh, Flunk Day's here, Flunk Day's here
 
Flunk Day's here today
 
Oh, what fun it is to Flunk
 
And Flunk the day away
 
''Repeat''
 
 
A day or two ago
 
I thought I heard a Flunk
 
But it was just a scare
 
Though I had gotten drunk
 
But now lay in the grass
 
Because the email's here
 
So let's please raise a Flunk Day glass
 
And pass Deb Babe a beer
 
 
Chorus x 2
 
  
 
==Wednesday, May 3rd==
 
==Wednesday, May 3rd==
Confirmed Flunk Day
 
Custodial Intel
 
TRAILERS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED!!! <----- pics or it didn't happen!!
 
 
 
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.
 
Rob Smith's ENG-295 syllabus suggests this may be the day of flunk. My bet's on this day...if only it'd happened when we were studying Lynch.
 
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???
 
Seems like everyone wants it to be this day. Any reason why it's not???
 
The alma mater has 3 verses. MAY 3RD FLUNK CONFIRMED!!!!
 
 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS DAY FOR THE FLUNKK???
 
 
Not much on the Campus Events email for Wednesday...could it be?
 
 
Its finally sunny outside! Perhaps a gift and prelude from the Flunk Gods?????
 
 
Richard Stout's ECON 303 class just got cancelled for Wednesday and Thursday (Thursday class obviously had to be cancelled so we could recuperate from all that flunking.) FLUNK CONFIRMED.
 
 
Baseball tho????? Or does it not matter????? (PROBABLY NOT)
 
 
Fritz Klein, AKA Abraham Lincoln all dressed up, is FREE this day!!!!!!!!! THE FLUNK IS REAL! <---OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!!! <---- you sure this is the right guy, though? He's also free Thursday and a few days next week. <--- this isn't the right guy, the real Flunk Lincoln is Randy Duncan and he doesn't have a website
 
 
I took a nap this afternoon, and Deb Southern came to me in a dream. She spoke not a word, but held up three fingers. I asked her what it meant, but all she did was shake her head and laugh. Can anyone trained in dream interpretation tell me what this means?
 
 
DOES ANYONE HAVE A 4-11 ON ROGER TAYLOR????????
 
 
Word has it Terrie Saline is convinced flunk day is tomorrow, May 3rd, 2017, according to several of her student employees. As she is a topdog Knox administrator, I think this should be taken seriously.
 
 
IT'S TOMORROW! Trailers have been spotted in the Best Western parking lot! <---- pics, y'all. <--- timestamp, etc. C'mon people!
 
 
 
Flunk Day: a Haiku
 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
 
please be tomorrow
 
 
Alumnus from afar: We're feeling flunkyyyyyyyyy
 
 
1:58AM: Has anyone spotted any flunkness yet?
 
 
'''Away in a Dorm Room'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Away in a Manger before a Flunk Day nap)
 
 
Away in a dorm room, top bunk for a bed,
 
The little young freshman laid down her drunk head.
 
 
Flunk Gods in the sky look down where she lay,
 
The little young freshman napping on Flunk Day.
 
 
The Smashmouth is playing, the freshman awakes,
 
But little drunk freshman no crying she makes.
 
 
I love Thee, oh Flunk Day, I can’t tell a lie
 
Tomorrow you’ll be gone, and I’ll sadly sigh.
 
 
Be near me, oh Flunk Day, I ask Thee to stay
 
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.
 
 
Bless all the dear freshmen in thy tender care,
 
Oh, thank you for hearing my sweet Flunk Day prayer.
 
  
 
==Thursday, May 4th==
 
==Thursday, May 4th==
 
WEDNESDAY 4:05PM PAINT BALL COMPANY BUS SEEN DROPPING OFF A KNOX STUDENT HOLDING A CLIPBOARD.  http://imgur.com/a/JD5kl  ...FLUNK DAY FUCKING CONFIRMED <----- There's a student who plays paintball for a team that's name matches that bus — probably just dropping her off! NOT a sign.
 
 
Custodian Intel that THIS IS THE DAY!! <---confirmed by multiple sources<--- details plzzzz... Marvin said it was today and he hasn't been wrong in 5 years
 
 
There has been a email circulating around (apparently sent to the Knox College ITS or the information technology services)<--- somebody confirm if this is real (highly unlikely that this "released" email is real)
 
 
 
could be. maybe. ponder on it
 
could be. maybe. ponder on it
  
 
It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....
 
It's this day Lincoln fest is May 6th, the only other viable date would be May 8th and that is too close to Lincoln fest. Unless, it's a week 8 flunk again. <---- Would they even consider doing 2 big events 1 day apart?? If it's not this week it must be week 8....
  
There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.<----- Golf isn't really a real sport anyways and the flunk only waits for real athletes.<------CONFIRMED<-----FALSE flunk day gives no fucks about any athletes (anyone that plays golf is also an athelete, wikifire is not for value judgement or personal opinions, only #facts about flunk day being #confirmed)<----#golfisahobby ****LITERALLY CANNOT TRUST ANYONE IN ATHLETICS, they think they have the in but fact they're being lied to
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There is a conference game [[https://www.knox.edu/calendar/date/05/04/2017 1] [http://prairiefire.knox.edu/schedule.aspx?path=mgolf 2]] for the Golf Team on this day, so it can't today.
 
 
Biochem 301 test gets pushed for Monday if Today.... what can I say.!
 
 
 
Professor Eric Dickens confirms a Thursday flunkday  by stating " I can 100% gurantee flunkday is Thursday, trust me"
 
 
 
Smashmouth was formed in 1994. 4. MAY 4TH FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!
 
 
 
May 4th. May the fourth be with you this flunk day. Space pirates. #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED
 
 
 
One guy checked out a DVD from the library on Monday. The DVD would normally have a due date of three days later, so Thursday. However, the due date reads 'Friday," suggesting the library is closed on Thursday for Flunk Day. #FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED <---- library worker here, chances are good that the due date is Friday at 1am, which would still be Thursday, as the library is open until 1am (if that makes any sense)
 
 
 
Deb Southern seen charging radios in her office on Wednesday, could be today. Also when I was able to get in to a custodial closet (in CFA) they have charging stations all set up for the radios. COULD BE TODAY
 
 
 
LAWNS ARE BEING MOWN. SUSPICIOUS <--- 2 days in a row. #HIGHLYSUSPICIOUS #FLUNKDAYCONFIRMED
 
 
 
Someone told me that her friend that works in admissions told her that there are no tours scheduled on this day. Can someone confirm??? <- Confirmed! They even got moved
 
 
 
http://imgur.com/LawcAaO Andrew SALAMI spotted getting in the flunk spirit #ahoymatey #FLUNKTOMORROW <----- GOOD WORK!!!! I expect this from ALL of you
 
 
 
Custodian who was scheduled for a late night shift in Seymour said they saw an 'F' written on Diane's calendar for today
 
 
 
Scheduled a meeting with Bradley Gregory (Director of Building Services, he would know when flunk day is) for Thursday at 10 to talk about a summer job. "Thursday's not good, please pick another day and time."... he knows...
 
 
 
Flunk Day Confirmed! Knox email #HACKED.
 
 
 
Andrew Salemi sent an email about buying Flunk Day shirts if you missed the online order. It says you can stop by everyday until Flunk Day to buy some. If Flunk Day's today, why would he do this with only a day of notice? OR is the man trying to throw us for a loop? TIME WILL TELL
 
 
 
About three days ago a worker, won't say the name, was cleaning in Diane's office and saw that Flunk Day was written on the calendar in her office. #GETREADYTOFLUNK
 
 
 
THERE'S A ROCK CLIMBING WALL AT THE HOLIDAY INN, COMFIRMED <--- Proof? With citations please. <---- seriously, pics or it didn't happen!!!<--- sorry I don't know how to lod pics on here, but I have them ;) <---upload them on imgur and share a link! OR post it in one of the Knox facebook groups!
 
 
 
Got an email from the head of the ANSO dept. who wrote to say class is cancelled if Flunk is tomorrow. Could of said this about any day but chose this one! (proof: http://imgur.com/a/4XUSY) <--- THEY KNOW
 
 
 
Overheard Naomi Morishita say that she skipped physical therapy to get her flunk alcohol stash!!!
 
 
 
[8:22] **PLEASE USE TIME STAMPS FROM NOW ON PLEASE!**
 
 
 
8:43 trailer with Rockwall  at country inn
 
 
 
9:08 rumors circulating that planners have #CONFIRMED tomorrow as the one and only flunk. Choose to believe it or not, but choose wisely.
 
 
 
https://ibb.co/nnga0k Link to pic
 
 
 
'''Hark the Herald Friars Sing'''
 
(Sing to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)
 
 
Hark the herald Friars sing
 
“Glory to this Flunk morning
 
It’s today, so let’s get wild
 
Come outside in Flunk Day style”
 
Joyful, all ye first-years rise
 
Hear our humble friar cries
 
With Deb Southern we proclaim:
 
“Flunk is here this joyful day”
 
Hark! The herald Friars sing
 
“Glory to this Flunk morning!”
 
 
 
Honestly god bless whoever is writing these songs <---- bless you, reader <3 the OP
 
 
 
[10:00] Flunk Day is confirmed!!! Trucks spotted at the Country Inn! [http://imgur.com/JHj5t2T] <--- OH MY GOD THIS COULD BE HUGE!!!! <--- can someone else go there and send another picture to confirm???
 
 
 
[10:34] But YOU GUYS the Seymour Library Book Giveaway is today...there's NO WAY it could be Flunk Day. That CANNOT be rescheduled. <-----lol are you fr? you're probably NOT a sarcastic person, eh
 
 
 
[11:02] Spotted the entire Knox College Campus at Walmart
 
 
 
[11:30] B. Smol seen wearing a pirate's hat. #CONFIRMED
 
 
 
[12:26] Campus Safety seen at the quickie getting 40's and dutches. <---- LAST MINUTE FLUNK PREPARATION???? <--- FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED
 
 
 
SPOTTED: Rich Stout stocking up on his flunk day stash at Hy-vee on Main. FLUNK DAY CONFIRMED!!!!!
 
 
 
[1:04] things around campus are a little too quiet.....
 
 
 
[4:50] whilst running around two freshman  discover a warning saying founders is closed till midnight. Later they try and get into Taylor but it is locked...
 
 
 
[5:35] TRUCKS SPOTTED AND MOVING IN FROM AUX GYM ITS FLUNK DAY PEOPLE
 
 
 
[5:45] seniors (friars???) seen and heard shouting "It's Flunk Day!" while heading toward quad
 
 
 
ITS FLUNKING FLUNK DAY FLUNKING CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
[11:34 PM] Today was a pretty good Flunk Day (and it didn't even rain)! Congrats Andrew Salemi! Way to carry on the annual tradition. <----- CONFIRMED!!!
 
  
 
==Sunday, May 7th==
 
==Sunday, May 7th==
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Not much on the calendar today either...
 
Not much on the calendar today either...
 
 
 
IT IS THIS DAY. STAY TUNED <----PROOF???
 
 
 
 
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==Tuesday, May 9th==
 
==Tuesday, May 9th==
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==Thursday, May 11th==
 
==Thursday, May 11th==
 
Vir Das, distinguished Alumni comedian with a new special on Neflix, temporarily had his tour website updated with a flunk message! I took a screenshot: [http://imgur.com/a/Dcxc6] <---And now it's been taken off...could he have been pulling a prank on us??
 
  
 
==Tuesday, September 19th==
 
==Tuesday, September 19th==

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