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Raub-Sellew is home to the infamous Sellew 1, whose [[prospective student]] party has gotten them banned from hosting prospectives, and Raub 3, the female outpost of [[Seymour 2]]. Located in the exact center of the quads, they suffer from massive fire drills, Flunk Day scares, water wars, mud pits, and general awesomeness coming at them from all sides. | Raub-Sellew is home to the infamous Sellew 1, whose [[prospective student]] party has gotten them banned from hosting prospectives, and Raub 3, the female outpost of [[Seymour 2]]. Located in the exact center of the quads, they suffer from massive fire drills, Flunk Day scares, water wars, mud pits, and general awesomeness coming at them from all sides. | ||
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The 2010-2011 inhabitants of Raub 1 came up with the first ever recorded code of conduct for the Raub-Sellew suites. They are called The Raub Commandments and read as thus follows: | The 2010-2011 inhabitants of Raub 1 came up with the first ever recorded code of conduct for the Raub-Sellew suites. They are called The Raub Commandments and read as thus follows: | ||
− | 1. | + | 1. Don't f*ck the fat chick |
− | 2. Raub's the | + | 2. Raub's the sh*t |
3. Tolerance is dark | 3. Tolerance is dark | ||
− | 4. Never forget the Raubelisk; take back the pilgrim! | + | 4. Never forget the Raubelisk; take back the pilgrim! |
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===The Raubstitution of Windependence=== | ===The Raubstitution of Windependence=== | ||
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The Raubalites have been searching for The Raubalisk for some time now, but to no avail. One day, they hope, the Great Raubalisk, in all its Majesty, will return to the hallowed halls of Raub 1. Until that day, the Raubalites keep watch over their temples and continue their training… | The Raubalites have been searching for The Raubalisk for some time now, but to no avail. One day, they hope, the Great Raubalisk, in all its Majesty, will return to the hallowed halls of Raub 1. Until that day, the Raubalites keep watch over their temples and continue their training… | ||
− | + | ===BREAKING NEWS=== | |
− | + | As of now, we have reports that the Great Raubalisk is alive in captivity. Although the exact location and captor remain confidential, The Great Deity is still with us. The phantom captor is said to have resided in Raub last year and stole the Raubalisk to merely "fuck with Abe." |