Editing Sex

<b>Sex</b> is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent.

Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with somoeone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]]

If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.


'''Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt'''<nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>
(do it in these places before you graduate!)

1. The Pool
2. The Bowl
3. The Red Room
4. The Caf
5. Radio Station
6. Mailroom
7. Jail Cells
8. Harbach Stage
9. Alumni Hall
10. Heather Hoffman's Lab
11. The Organ Loft
12. Gizmo Patio
13. Center for Intercultural Life
14. Security Golf Cart

and - for bonus points - 

15. The Lincoln Chair
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-'''Sex''' is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent.  And yet there seems to be very little sex going on at Knox for a college of its size. This could be due to the lower-than-average level of attractiveness and the astounding ratio of women to men. But studies conducted by [[Heather Hoffman]] indicate that it is actually a result of the [[Knox awkward effect]].
+<b>Sex</b> is fun for everyone. Except if you're impotent.
-[[Knox]] is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]]
+Knox is a small college, so if you have sex often, chances are good that [[The web|someone you had sex with has had sex with somoeone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.]]
 If you are [[gay]], [[lesbian]] or [[bisexual]] or have had sex with someone who is, you may have had sex with someone who has had sex with someone you've had sex with.
-==Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt==
+'''Knox's Sexual Scavenger Hunt'''<nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here</nowiki>
 (do it in these places before you graduate!)
-#[[Founders]]
+. The Pool
-#[[The Bowl]]
+. The Bowl
-#The [[Red Room]]
+. The Red Room
-#[[The Caf]]
+. The Caf
-#[[Radio Station]]
+. Radio Station
-# Carl sandburg lounge
+. Mailroom
-#[[Jail]] Cells
+. Jail Cells
-#[[Harbach]] Stage
+. Harbach Stage
-#Studio Grid
+. Alumni Hall
-#[[Alumni Hall]]
+. Heather Hoffman's Lab
-#Practice Rooms in [[CFA]]
+. The Organ Loft
-#[[Gizmo Patio]]
+. Gizmo Patio
-#[[Center for Intercultural Life]]
+. Center for Intercultural Life
-#[[Security]] [[Golf Cart]]
+. Security Golf Cart
-#[[Aux Gym]]
-#[[Old Main]] classrooms, at night
-#[[Steam Pipe Network|Steam tunnels]] (any)
-#The WAC Dark Room
-#Tennis Court
-#The [[Lincoln Chair]] (for bonus points)*
-# Roof of smc
+and - for bonus points -
+. The Lincoln Chair
-*Note: [[Fucking]] in the Lincoln Chair may result in the fuckers being haunted by any and all of the [[ghosts]] of [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]], [[John Wilkes Booth]], [[Stephen A. Douglas]], and countless emancipated slaves.  It can be a bit intimidating to fornicate in the Lincoln Chair, because you are taking the place of the many great people who have ''cum before you'', including [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]] himself
-[[Category:Sex]]