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He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
 
He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
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Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol).
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He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning, while his partner in crime, [[Hannah McMahon]], prefers to deface them with the effigy of a human phallus.
  
 
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Revision as of 11:36, 30 September 2007

Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.

Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew prospie party. He is a vegetarian. He plays the electric violin, which makes John Lane happy. He will be residing in Seymour 3B for 2007-2008.

He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.

Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol).

He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning, while his partner in crime, Hannah McMahon, prefers to deface them with the effigy of a human phallus.