Difference between revisions of "Matt Lawton"

Latest revision as of 09:38, 27 November 2007

Matt Lawton was a member of the class of 2008 from Portland, Oregon and is widely considered to be a hot piece of ass. He was also a member of the Honor Board. He took a leave of absence for 2006-2007 and subsequently transferred to a school in Oregon. He left Galesburg in early April.

He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi. One of them was Mace Windu.

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+Matt Lawton was a member of the [[class of 2008]] from [[Portland, Oregon]] and is widely considered to be a [[hot piece of ass]]. He was also a member of the [[Honor Board]].  He took a leave of absence for [[2006-2007]] and subsequently transferred to a school in [[Oregon]]. He left [[Galesburg]] in early April.
-You're a bitch Matt Lawton. And you're no fun.
+He once had sex with Yoda, and out of Yoda's vagina popped around thirty Jedi.  One of them was Mace Windu.
+[[Category:Former Students]]