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| − | Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them? | + | '''Hassan:''' can you eat kiwis without peeling them? |
| − | + | '''Megan:''' um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy | |
| − | Hassan: yeah | + | '''Hassan:''' yeah, |
| − | i am skeptical | + | i am skeptical, |
| − | but peeling a kiwi is | + | but peeling a kiwi is not an easy exercise |
| − | + | '''Megan:''' what, are you fighting with someone here? | |
or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside? | or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside? | ||
| − | Hassan: the latter | + | '''Hassan:''' the latter |
| − | + | '''Megan:''' here is what you do: | |
(i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) | (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) | ||
| − | cut the thing in half | + | cut the thing in half, |
| − | on it's short side | + | on it's short side, |
know what i mean? | know what i mean? | ||
then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides | then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides | ||
| − | Hassan: hold on | + | '''Hassan:''' hold on |
| − | i just ate one | + | i just ate one. |
| − | if you take a big bite without peeling | + | if you take a big bite without peeling, |
| − | you can then bite directly into the flesh | + | you can then bite directly into the flesh. |
| − | peel looks worse than it tastes btw | + | peel looks worse than it tastes btw. |
i am about to recreate the experiment to validate | i am about to recreate the experiment to validate | ||
| − | + | '''Megan:''' jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before? | |
| − | Hassan: not | + | '''Hassan:''' not before living in the four seasons. |
| − | it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east | + | it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east. |
| − | i only | + | i only heard of it when i was in egypt. |
| − | + | '''Megan:''' kiwi is so good for you | |
| − | Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times | + | '''Hassan:''' had it at knox a couple of times ... |
experiment validated | experiment validated | ||
| − | + | '''Megan:''' you are a man of science | |
| − | Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling | + | '''Hassan:''' bite the kiwi without peeling |
| − | + | '''Megan:''' i'm putting this story on the wiki file | |
| − | Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area | + | '''Hassan:''' then bite into the flesh of the exposed area ... |
| − | haha | + | haha. |
| − | do it | + | do it. |
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| + | Hassan is an employee of A.T. Kearny, a multinational consulting firm based out of Chicago. He has sold out. | ||
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| + | Hassan is from Cairo, Egypt and took a controversial trip with [[Model Arab League]] which was used as a political attack by [[Eric Langston]] during Hassan's 05'-06' [[Senate]] VP run - Hassan still won by a huge margin. | ||
| + | [[Category:Class of 2006]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Fraternity Members]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:30, 9 May 2008
Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them?
Megan: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy
Hassan: yeah, i am skeptical, but peeling a kiwi is not an easy exercise
Megan: what, are you fighting with someone here? or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?
Hassan: the latter
Megan: here is what you do: (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) cut the thing in half, on it's short side, know what i mean? then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides
Hassan: hold on i just ate one. if you take a big bite without peeling, you can then bite directly into the flesh. peel looks worse than it tastes btw. i am about to recreate the experiment to validate
Megan: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?
Hassan: not before living in the four seasons. it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east. i only heard of it when i was in egypt.
Megan: kiwi is so good for you
Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times ... experiment validated
Megan: you are a man of science
Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling
Megan: i'm putting this story on the wiki file
Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area ... haha. do it.
Hassan is an employee of A.T. Kearny, a multinational consulting firm based out of Chicago. He has sold out.
Hassan is from Cairo, Egypt and took a controversial trip with Model Arab League which was used as a political attack by Eric Langston during Hassan's 05'-06' Senate VP run - Hassan still won by a huge margin.
