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[[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.]] | [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.]] | ||
| − | Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He | + | Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He lived in [[Seymour 3B]] with [[Ben Boor]] for the majority of 2007-2008. Their room was bitchingly sweet and was filled with potted plants, fine cuisine, and naked women. He will be living in [[Jazz House]] for the duration of the [[2008-2009]] school year. |
He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. | He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. | ||
Revision as of 14:25, 18 May 2008
Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew prospie party. He is a vegetarian. He plays the electric violin, which makes John Lane happy. He lived in Seymour 3B with Ben Boor for the majority of 2007-2008. Their room was bitchingly sweet and was filled with potted plants, fine cuisine, and naked women. He will be living in Jazz House for the duration of the 2008-2009 school year.
He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol).
He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning.
He never takes a tray in the Caf because he has determined that the amount of food that can fit onto one plate is exactly proportional to the size of the human stomach, and therefore one should not consume more than said plate.
