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Commonly known as 'Butters', Derek is notably the [[shit]], the greatest, and the bomb. He can only grow hair on one side of his chest. It has been rumored that, at a certain stage of intoxication, he has been known to offer his virginity to females.
 
Commonly known as 'Butters', Derek is notably the [[shit]], the greatest, and the bomb. He can only grow hair on one side of his chest. It has been rumored that, at a certain stage of intoxication, he has been known to offer his virginity to females.
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He is the president of [[Sigma Chi]].
  
 
[[Category:Class of 2010]]
 
[[Category:Class of 2010]]
 
[[Category:Students]]
 
[[Category:Students]]

Revision as of 08:28, 23 July 2009

Commonly known as 'Butters', Derek is notably the shit, the greatest, and the bomb. He can only grow hair on one side of his chest. It has been rumored that, at a certain stage of intoxication, he has been known to offer his virginity to females.

He is the president of Sigma Chi.