Difference between revisions of "Commencement"
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2008: [[Jesus Fucking Christ]] | 2008: [[Jesus Fucking Christ]] | ||
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2007: [[Bill Clinton]] | 2007: [[Bill Clinton]] | ||
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2006: [[Stephen Colbert]] | 2006: [[Stephen Colbert]] | ||
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2005: [[Barack Obama]] | 2005: [[Barack Obama]] | ||
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| − | 2003: | + | 2004: [[Dr. Brilliant]], and yes, that is his real name. |
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| + | 2003: [[Admiral William Crowe]] - amid much controversy, as he served as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. There was actually a protest against his speaking at graduation. | ||
Revision as of 07:31, 14 May 2007
Commencement is a funny word for graduation, because it means "beginning", when the thing is actually the end of college.
Perhaps they meant the commencement of alcoholism.
Commencement Speakers
2008: Jesus Fucking Christ
2007: Bill Clinton
2006: Stephen Colbert
2005: Barack Obama
2004: Dr. Brilliant, and yes, that is his real name.
2003: Admiral William Crowe - amid much controversy, as he served as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. There was actually a protest against his speaking at graduation.
