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Revision as of 10:24, 22 April 2014
The Knoxstuck Avengers consists of seven students graduating in 2016. As of 2014, six of them live in Griffith 1. The other one is lame and lives somewhere in Post.
Contents
Members
Gabriella Crivilare -- Captain America. Short and frequently wears a Captain America sweatshirt, surprise surprise.
Caitlin Rochau -- Thor. The girl with the hair.
Cassie McLaughlin -- Black Widow. UB member extraordinaire. She’ll be a flunk day planner someday.
Brad Musselman -- The Hulk. Literally does chemistry and turns into a rage monster.
Eric Vogel -- Hawkeye. Shares a birthday with the guy who plays Hawkeye, so they are the same person.
Coltan Parker -- Iron Man. Pretends not to exist.
Hannah Cloh -- Spiderman. Our favorite SAI president.
History
Continually blamed for the Four Name fire alarms of '14. Don't mention the air freshner.
Habitually bitch about having to go outside to do laundry.
Once had a galaxy cat party. It was hella.
They often sing Disney songs spontaneously. "I'll Make a Man Out of You" is their theme song.
They really like breakfast burritos.
They're best friends with the Rock.
Sometimes they take family field trips. Occasionally to Steak n' Shake, often to Romantix.
They like to build blanket forts.
Coltan often brings home weird trinkets.
Caitlin once made a version of 2048 featuring them.
Often have bathroom parties.
Have many superstitions, some of which revolve around "shit going down" when certain members go home for the weekend.
Important Events
The Great Chicago Adventure of winter break '12. (Of which Coltan did not partake. Possibly a precursor to the formation of the "I Hate Coltan Club".)
The Great Cat Wars of '12. (Coltan also did not partake. Another precursor, for sure.)
The "I Hate Coltan Club" of '13.
The Great Cast Accident of winter break '13.
The Gay Whiteboard War of '14.
The Day of the Spilled Milk ('14).
The 2048 and Flappy Fedora Wars of '14.
The Down With Brad campaign of '14.
Da Rulez
Rule #1: Never call him Bradley.
Rule #2: NEVER CALL HIM BRADLEY.
Rule #3: Caitlin is always your mother.
Rule #4: Listen to your mother.
Rule #5: Gabby does whatever the fuck she wants, so don’t try to stop her.
Rule #6: “Let me explain you a thing” must be required at the beginning of every sentence in which you explain something sarcastically.
Rule #7: There will always be a third option, but only Brad knows what it is.
Rule #8: Gabby is not allowed to give fandom news to Cassie.
Rule #9a: Gabby reserves the right to pull a Hulk and smash people who comment incessantly in the comments.
Rule #9b: Brad reserves the right for Gabby to Hulk Smash people. See Rule 9a for details.
Rule #10: Always make obscure references to The Avengers and other related movies that Cassie will probably not understand.
Rule #11: Rule #10 is bullshit.
Rule #12: Do not argue with Eric- it means that he wins.
Rule #13: All new rules must be agreed upon by at least 2 people, and Caitlin will augment the list.
Rule #14: Remember that despite whatever strange thing Caitlin and Cassie do today, it won’t be nearly as strange as what they will do tomorrow.
Rule #15: Creep moar.
Rule #16: Always break Coltan with card tricks.
Rule #17: Sure, let's add cats.
Rule #18: Rule #34 still applies.
Rule #19: Every time shipping is brought up, Rule #34 is assumed.
Rule #20: Dinner is at 5:30. Always.
Rule #21: The Avengers will be living in the mud pit during the academic year of 2013-2014.
Rule #22: Eric is obligated to spend at least 3 hours of time with us per week.
Rule #23: Eric is legion. Eric does not forgive, Eric does not forget. Eric is cruel, horrible, and ruthless. Eric always delivers.
Rule #24: All should meow at Cassie in greeting.
Rule #25: Shun the nonbelievers. Shuuuuuuunnnnnnn.
Rule #26: Cassie and Caitlin make delicious cake. You must eat it. It is not a lie.
Rule #27: In all other cases, the cake is a lie.
Rule #28: When you call someone out on breaking a rule, you must tell them the rule they broke and then you can yell "TIS LAW BITCH!!!!!!"
Rule #29: Never name your child after a character played by Sean Bean.
Rule #30: Never ask Hannah about "falling in the snow".
Rule #31: Ask Hannah about "falling in the snow".
Rule #34: See Rule #18 for details.
